Craziest sexual encounters

[Nick80]

Apparently a lot of women were too.

Yes, so it seems, lazy cows, it helps if they don't always have the granny pants on.

 

[winterwarz]

What exactly were you hoping for? Men describing their sexual encounters is usually a douchey affair, unless humour is involved.

I was expecting *humor.

 

[Unannounced Fart]

You guys aren't gonna believe this, but I was finally able to **** my teacher!!! :cum:
And I'm in home school!!!

 

[Nick80]

- this any good on the humour/humor stakes?

 

[-Cago34-]

I used hot sauce as lube and whacked my willy to Mrs.Rex's cankle picture.

 

[Nick80]

I used hot sauce as lube and whacked my willy to Mrs.Rex's cankle picture.

 

[1COBearsfan]

My girl and I let the cats watch us. Is that weird enough?

 

[-Cago34-]

 

[malcore]

I was expecting *humor.

Y U no like queen's English?


The humour in this thread is somewhat subtle and a little inside.

 

[Nick80]

That's right, let the hate flow.

 

[The Bandit]

Can't believe how bad this thread is going... Way to go guys

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[botfly10]

When I was 17 I cooked at a restaurant and 2 older servers (early 20s) tried to take me to their house and **** me. One was a lesbian one was bi and they were both hot. But I chickened out. How do you like that?

 

[Nick80]

Needs moar humor/humour.

 

[BNB]

Saw it on another forum, figured I'd see what crazy shit you sick bastards have.

Can't believe how bad this thread is going... Way to go guys

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Maybe guys on the other forum were lying?

Most people don't have crazy sexual encounters. If a bunch of dudes on the internet claim they have, a lot of them are probably lying.

My craziest sexual encounter has probably been getting a bj from my ex in the school bus on the way back from a field trip in HS. We were all the way in the back and no one was sitting next to us or across us though.

Or doing the same girl in a porty potty at the forest preserve.

I wouldn't call either really crazy though.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

No one wants to hear my story about giving a girl a Texas Volcano.

 

[Nail Polish]

I had a great sexual experience...Too bad there was no one to share it with

 

[Globetrotter]

I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

 

[nwfisch]

One time in Omelet's basement with Walter Payton.....

 

[Omeletpants]

The first time Nwfisch had sex he was so afraid.........because he was alone

 

[The Bandit]

Wouldn't say it was crazy but I banged a chick in the movies then about a year later I banged her mom her car. Nice story to have. Especially when I got a message after the daughter found out. Best part was the mom asked who was better.

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