Craziest sexual encounters

[Heidenlarm]

Let's just say there was quite an audible "pop" followed by blood during a bout of very very very vigorous love making.

 

[Les Grossman]

I dated a girl who had me drop loads on her clothes so when we went out with her friends they all knew we had just fucked.

Hahaha WTF!!??

 

[Les Grossman]

"Places I've masturbated"

"... for $1000, Alex"

 

[Les Grossman]

Let's just say there was quite an audible "pop" followed by blood during a bout of very very very vigorous love making.

Did you break your dick?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Hahaha WTF!!??

Nothing says night out with the friends like a big glob of my jizz at the bottom of her black dress.

 

[Heidenlarm]

Did you break your dick?

Probably the most frightened I've been in my life.

 

[SilenceS]

So, whats the over/under that most these stories are untrue. And to the guys who think tag teaming a girl is gross. Grow a dick you pussies!

 

[BearsFan51]

"Places I've masturbated"

Good for you. Hopefully it makes you a more sane poster going forward.

 

[BearsFan51]

So, whats the over/under that most these stories are untrue. And to the guys who think tag teaming a girl is gross. Grow a dick you pussies!

The Eiffel tower bitches.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

So, whats the over/under that most these stories are untrue. And to the guys who think tag teaming a girl is gross. Grow a dick you pussies!

Sorry, any sexual activity where I might accidentally grab hairy ass is gross in my book. :shrug:

 

[1COBearsfan]

[SUP][/SUP]

Werd. That shit's gross.

A chick from Detoilet to boot....and why does fucked up shit always have to happen in Florida?

Is your location supposed to mean The Sunshine State? If so, then you should know what I'm talking about.

If not, Florida is, kind of literally, a cesspool.

 

[1COBearsfan]

Sorry, any sexual activity where I might accidentally grab hairy ass is gross in my book. :shrug:

Well, it's not like I just closed my eyes and started grabbing for shit. I had some sense of my surroundings. And trust me, I was paying way more attention to her than my roommate

 

[winterwarz]

[video=youtube;2A_n_zwIZk4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A_n_zwIZk4&sns=em[/video]

 

[Hbkrusso]

I once had a girl **** herself with a frozen hotdog at a party in front of about ten of my buddies and of course the gd hotdog broke off and she had to goto the er the next day I still look around when I go outside wondering if todays the day her dad snipes me.

 

[Hbkrusso]

had the 2 chicks twice in my life shits overrated

 

[Hbkrusso]

fucked a chick inna porta john at an outside concert once nasty but still got a nut

 

[Hbkrusso]

had two sisters at a party at my house once took the olderone to the backroom buttfucked dat ***** 10 mins after done had her sister suckin me off in the bathroom...dirty dicked that ***** too it was good times

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

I once had a girl **** herself with a frozen hotdog at a party in front of about ten of my buddies and of course the gd hotdog broke off and she had to goto the er the next day I still look around when I go outside wondering if todays the day her dad snipes me.

Yeah, that story happens at all high schools.

 

[Hbkrusso]

watched a porn me and this girl made one night with her mom and her sister then banged dat ***** out in the kitchen while her mom and sister rewinded it and watched it again....those were some weird bitches but in my younger days I gave zero fucks if it was breathin I wuz gonna hit that shit

 

[Hbkrusso]

Yeah, that story happens at all high schools.

that's an actual fact I lived it but continue I don't need yer approval