Cutler DUI + offered $2k to driver not call cops after crash

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A lot of people say he was framed.
Yeah they made him drink all that liquor, get absolutely drunk off his ass, probably lit the cig for him too, and then they made him get in that car with a hand gun.

I got a good idea who you are going to vote for.

Let me guess: the BAC test was fake too???
 

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Ah I just posted this in the Sigler thread posting his article, but since you are our resident Volunteer - this sounds to me like a normal DUI. Couple too many at the bar, a common pistol in the glovebox, swerving on the road to draw a cop and then refusing a breathalyzer. Sound about right for your area?
pretty much...apparently being intoxicated and in possession of a firearm is a class a misdemeanor...so he will likely pay a small fine for that and that will be it on that charge.

the DUI part is def more of an issue for him than the gun
 

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I know we're all joking but there is no reason for a person as wealthy as cutler to drive drunk. No reason for anyone but this dude can afford a personal limo service much less an uber.

Guy was always trash, glad to see getting older hasnt made him more mature.
 

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Need ur pistol on you when you're getting fucked up on a Thursday night as a 41 year old man!
He was starting well before evening if he got intaked at 650. Probably got rolled before 6, probably started boozing before 3.
 

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pretty much...apparently being intoxicated and in possession of a firearm is a class a misdemeanor...so he will likely pay a small fine for that and that will be it on that charge.

the DUI part is def more of an issue for him than the gun
How does that account for turkey hunting season?? So cops look the other way when you're in hunter orange?
 

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How does that account for turkey hunting season?? So cops look the other way when you're in hunter orange?
bingo, if jay woulda been wearing what he wore when he posed with that dead bear...he probably doesnt get fucked with, unless it was some libtard cop that arrested him!
 

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