Cutler DUI + offered $2k to driver not call cops after crash

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bingo, if jay woulda been wearing what he wore when he posed with that dead bear...he probably doesnt get fucked with, unless it was some libtard cop that arrested him!
I assume that we know that the gun cite wasn't for the cannon on his right shoulder: the cop didn't fear for his life or there'd be a felony charge for assaulting an officer
 

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Isn’t he still the best Bears QB stats wise?
 

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I know a few of you trophy hunting fuckups are going to be hurt by this but maybe they should just let a starving polar bear maul him??

Shoot another bear ********
I don’t think the bear would touch him, apparently bears don’t like the taste of stale asshole
 

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Ah I just posted this in the Sigler thread posting his article, but since you are our resident Volunteer - this sounds to me like a normal DUI. Couple too many at the bar, a common pistol in the glovebox, swerving on the road to draw a cop and then refusing a breathalyzer. Sound about right for your area?

The difference here was that he was not just swerving in the road. He rear-ended another car which is what involved the cops. Lucky he didn't kill anyone
 

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So the cops possibly intercepted a 2K payout?
 

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The difference here was that he was not just swerving in the road. He rear-ended another car which is what involved the cops. Lucky he didn't kill anyone
I only read about the charges! Yeah - glad nobody was seriously hurt and he made a horrible choice that could have gone worse. There's clearly a difference between a couple beers watching a football game and driving home, and it being enough that you rear end another person.

If he had 2k to offer the person he hit, he had enough to call a cab.
 

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Not going to lie I was a fan of Jay Cutler when he played for the Bears. Glad this didn't end tragically.
 

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