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Reporter #1: So, did you enjoy the week off?

Cutler: Yeah, it's nice to kick back and watch the games.

Reporter #2: Wait. Last week, you said you never watch the games.

Cutler (disgusted): I said you could watch the games. I didn't say I watched the games. You've got to listen.


* .Reporter (after a game): What happened on that first interception, Jay?

Cutler: I threw the ball.

Reporter: Right, but what did you see developing there? Take us through it.

Cutler (archly): It seemed like a good place to throw the ball.


*Reporter: When you were a kid, which quarterback did you look up to?

Cutler: Nobody.

Reporter: Nobody? You didn't look up to anybody?

Cutler: No.
 

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*Cutler (to Caleb Hanie, disgusted): Why don't you know who Levi Brown is?

(rolls eyes)

Cutler: You're a backup quarterback. You should know backup quarterbacks. It's like a fraternity.



*Cutler (to a trainer on the sideline): I'm a tails kind of guy.

Trainer: Tails never fails.

Cutler: What?

Trainer: The expression...tails never fails.

Cutler: No, I don't say that.


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What...what's the point here?

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where's concise summary man when you need him
 

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I thought we agreed you shouldn't make threads?
Glad we got the whole you having no life portion out of the way, ya know, wasting your time slamming a thread you easily could've not read ? :)
 

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Theres that one guy I remember reading about, whos interviewed/known jay since highschool and stil lgets interviews with him during season. Swears all the media bullshit about him being a prick is complete and utter crap; says he's a real good guy. Oh well, Cutty does hate 99% of the media tho
 

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literally lold.
" fuckin lol

I remember someone asking him at training camp the offseason we acquired Marshall - "Does it feel like Christmas in July/August with Brandon being here?" to which Jay replied "No - it doesn't feel like Christmas in July" or something like that. It was fucking hilarious.
 

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I remember someone asking him at training camp the offseason we acquired Marshall - "Does it feel like Christmas in July/August with Brandon being here?" to which Jay replied "No - it doesn't feel like Christmas in July" or something like that. It was fucking hilarious.
hahaha dude that i some funy shit. I never heard that one.
 

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