Dating Advice

[TSD]

How are other atheists suppose to hook up? That's kind of discrimination. Sue the bastards.

Its just eharmony that ive seen that does that. I think it was started by religious people or something.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I have no advice to give.

It's one awful crap shoot, and the one that gets away is the one you flipped off in traffic for cutting you off.

I was lucky enough to fool my wife into marrying me.

 

[LordKOTL]

My pieces of advice:



1: You are the female, unless you're a complete troglodyte you will have guys hitting on you--hence, you can afford to be choosy.

2: You will fail far more often than you succeed. Never get discouraged.

3: Never focus hard on the specific guy--focus on the archetype. If there's a guy out there that you think is drop-dead gorgeous but he doesn't like you--don't fret, there' likely a guy who's all that out there but also likes you.

4: Never come off like you're actively looking. You'll come off as desperate. Come off like they have to convince you that they are something awesome.

5: Expect the unexpected. You never know how, where, or why you'll meet the awesomest person who ever was. Keep your mind open.

6: And, once you find him, for fucks sake don't ever go all self-consious on him. Tits are tits and ass is ass and if the only reason you won't be all sexy for him is because you think you're ugly despite him and everyone esle telling you you're not, he'll find someone that will.

 

[MassHavoc]

It's simple, enjoy life, be yourself, have fun, don't even think about dating or you'll try to hard. Hang out with people you like and be happy and the rest will take care of itself one way or another.

 

[Soaps]

My pieces of advice:



1: You are the female, unless you're a complete troglodyte you will have guys hitting on you--hence, you can afford to be choosy.

2: You will fail far more often than you succeed. Never get discouraged.

3: Never focus hard on the specific guy--focus on the archetype. If there's a guy out there that you think is drop-dead gorgeous but he doesn't like you--don't fret, there' likely a guy who's all that out there but also likes you.

4: Never come off like you're actively looking. You'll come off as desperate. Come off like they have to convince you that they are something awesome.

5: Expect the unexpected. You never know how, where, or why you'll meet the awesomest person who ever was. Keep your mind open.

6: And, once you find him, for fucks sake don't ever go all self-consious on him. Tits are tits and ass is ass and if the only reason you won't be all sexy for him is because you think you're ugly despite him and everyone esle telling you you're not, he'll find someone that will.

Number 6 is the hardest for me to come to terms with. I have always had low self esteem never felt confident slowly but surely my self esteem is getting higher. Its not where I would like it to be but its a work in process.

 

[Ymono37]

Is that why you've been so cranky lately? I have been concerned about you. Your childlike innocence and sense of fun has vanished. Your like an adult now or something.

Bri, I have no idea what you're talking about.

I've always been a crabass and the only things "childlike" about me are my penchant for fart-jokes and the size of my penis.

 

[LordKOTL]

Well, Soaps, just remember that there is no hard and fast rule to beauty amongst men, and that which give us the ol' tentpole is as varied as much as guys themselves.



Some guys like asses

Some guys like a lot of ass

Some guys like small perky tits

Some guys like ginormous tits

Some guys like waifish women

Some guys like someone with curves

Some guys like short women

Some guys like tall women

Some guys like tanned women

Some guys like pale women



The list goes on ad nauseum. The point is, there are guys out there that see you and want their sperm to die a slow death on your stomach--as in they think you're hotter than Japanese Horseradish no matter what everyone else thinks. As such, one you get a guy who's worthy of you, believe him and his reactions to you rather than what the media bombards you with, because really, by that point he loves the way you look and wants to experience it as much as possible.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

Number 6 is the hardest for me to come to terms with. I have always had low self esteem never felt confident slowly but surely my self esteem is getting higher. Its not where I would like it to be but its a work in process.

Fart in front of him, giggle, and he will be yours forever.

If he judges you for that, kick him in his man pussy.

 

[TSD]

Number 6 is the hardest for me to come to terms with. I have always had low self esteem never felt confident slowly but surely my self esteem is getting higher. Its not where I would like it to be but its a work in process.

Who gives a **** what anyone thinks. Let loose say whats on your mind and you will be the most requested person on everyones guestlist.

 

[LordKOTL]

Fart in front of him, giggle, and he will be yours forever.

If he judges you for that, kick him in his man pussy.

Giving him a Dutch Oven (a.k.a. Greek Sauna) works better

 

[Soaps]

Who gives a **** what anyone thinks. Let loose say whats on your mind and you will be the most requested person on everyones guestlist.

I wish it was that easy for me but I've always cared what everyone thinks (i know it may not be right) buts thats how I am. I am working on not giving a shit, like a said its a process

 

[canucklehead]

I wish it was that easy for me but I've always cared what everyone thinks (i know it may not be right) buts thats how I am. I am working on not giving a shit, like a said its a process

it's not that you shouldn't give a shit what they think, that's just being bitter, it's that you have to love you for you. the self confidence will come after that and that's what guys find attractive. and what will make you happy in the long run, no matter the outcome of a relationship with some guy.



Also, put 'em on the glass.

 

[Ymono37]

Giving him a Dutch Oven (a.k.a. Greek Sauna) works better

I've often said that the first woman who tries and succeeds in doing this to me will more-than-likely be the woman I marry.

 

[canucklehead]

I've often said that the first woman who tries and succeeds in doing this to me will more-than-likely be the woman I marry.

Well, yeah... since she would be the first woman willing to get in bed with you. when you fluke out like that you hold on for dear life.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I've often said that the first woman who tries and succeeds in doing this to me will more-than-likely be the woman I marry.

My wife has never broke wind in front of me.

Ever.





We've been together nearly 10 years, and I have never heard her sneak a cheek.

If and when that day comes, it will be glorious.

 

[bri]

Number 6 is the hardest for me to come to terms with. I have always had low self esteem never felt confident slowly but surely my self esteem is getting higher. Its not where I would like it to be but its a work in process.

Hun, I can only speak for myself on this, but for me hotness has very little to do with appearance. It is an attitude. Men think women are hard to understand, but males are equally confusing. I have always been perplexed by men that like you to be bitchy to them. For me there has to be a playfulness. Playful bitchy I can do. Mean bitchy I can't..

 

[canucklehead]

My wife has never broke wind in front of me.

Ever.





We've been together nearly 10 years, and I have never heard her sneak a cheek.

If and when that day comes, it will be glorious.

My wife lets them rip, then looks at me innocently like she doesn't know what the heck just happened, then goes back to whatever she was doing

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

My wife lets them rip, then looks at me innocently like she doesn't know what the heck just happened, then goes back to whatever she was doing

My wife's a ninja about that kind of stuff.

I don't even think she poops.



She's going to kick the shit out of me if she reads any of this.

 

[supraman]

How are other atheists suppose to hook up? That's kind of discrimination. Sue the bastards.

atheistlovefest.com

 

[supraman]

Hun, I can only speak for myself on this, but for me hotness has very little to do with appearance. It is an attitude. Men think women are hard to understand, but males are equally confusing. I have always been perplexed by men that like you to be bitchy to them. For me there has to be a playfulness. Playful bitchy I can do. Mean bitchy I can't..

The only thing I can come up with is those type of guys want to date Alpha Females. As in the Female who thinks she is above everyone else. Hey when I was in high school I wanted the hot preppy bitchy chicks just because I wanted to nail the popular girl.





Soaps, I can tell you what I like. First don't be someone who you aren't. I know a girl that used to act stupid because she thought guys liked that, used to drive me crazy because she was smart when she wanted to be. Personally, I think smart chicks are just so damn sexy, I hate all types of stupid so dumb girls who are pretty are just eye candy to me, I have no real interest in them. I dunno I had more in my head and as I typed it it just sounded kinda dumb.



Though I'm no expert since I can't meet a woman to save my fucking life....having no social life doesn't help my cause either...