Dating Advice

[canucklehead]

TRILOGY!

BOXSET!

 

[MassHavoc]

My wife has never broke wind in front of me.

Ever.





We've been together nearly 10 years, and I have never heard her sneak a cheek.

If and when that day comes, it will be glorious.

I wouldn't have married mine if it hadn't happened first. It's just not natural. I'm going to go ahead and say your wife is some sort of hybrid cyborg or alien.





Ohh... and SPECIAL EDITION!

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I wouldn't have married mine if it hadn't happened first. It's just not natural. I'm going to go ahead and say your wife is some sort of hybrid cyborg or alien.





Ohh... and SPECIAL EDITION!

Shit.

 

[supraman]

So why is it that you cant seem to find someone. I'm interested in this and want to help you out

First I never go out so I never meet any people. Sucks having no friends. No seriously my only friends are co-workers who have their own lives.



Second talking to a member of the opposite sex that I am attracted to is an epic fail. I seriously have no idea what to say to women. The only relationships I've had were friends with benefits and the only reason I knew these women is because of mutual friends when I was younger.



Once I get used to someone I'm fine but a stranger...I'm a stammering idiot. Even when I talk to anyone new (regardless of gender) I don't really converse well for awhile.



I don't have a ton of common interests with people. Not a lot of people in Florida are hockey nerds or want to talk about why Keynesian economics sucks and the Austrian theories are so much better and sustainable.







Here's an example (sorry Bri) but even when Bri PMs me, I stumble and ramble on like a friggin' idiot. I know I'm doing it but I just keeping bumbling forward. I don't even know what Bri looks like, I don't even live in the same state as her and here I am tripping over myself trying to communicate with her via electronic media and I can't even do that with a level competency.





I just need a mildy attractive (or better) woman that is smart to tell me she loves hockey and that I am now her boyfriend. That'd work well for me.

 

[supraman]

BOXSET!

GEORGE LUCAS RE-RELEASE THAT RUINS IT!

 

[supraman]

I wouldn't have married mine if it hadn't happened first. It's just not natural. I'm going to go ahead and say your wife is some sort of hybrid cyborg or alien.





Ohh... and SPECIAL EDITION!

I live in a fantasy world where I believe women dont fart or poop. It just isn't attractive to think of a woman doing that on the can. So I just pretty it doesnt happen.

 

[canucklehead]

GEORGE LUCAS RE-RELEASE THAT RUINS IT!

REBOOTofSERIES!

 

[whiteevo]

yeah it's about time for me to start finding a new woman too.



current one is getting all bigger cause she's pregnant.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

yeah it's about time for me to start finding a new woman too.



current one is getting all bigger cause she's pregnant.

You can always take care of her the California way.

Shoot her in the stomach in your Jetta, then blame it on non-whites.

 

[supraman]

REBOOTofSERIES!

RE-Release of the crappy version on blu-ray

 

[FlaHawkFan]

You can always take care of her the California way.

Shoot her in the stomach in your Jetta, then blame it on non-whites.

I believe that works in North Carolina, too. But only if you're a member of the Panthers. And you may get sent to prison anyway.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I believe that works in North Carolina, too. But only if you're a member of the Panthers. And you may get sent to prison anyway.

Is that known as a Carruth?

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

RE-Release of the crappy version on blu-ray

As long as Han shoots first, it's all gravy.



I want the version with Darth Fluff in it.

 

[supraman]

As long as Han shoots first, it's all gravy.



I want the version with Darth Fluff in it.

The blu-ray one from what I hear wont be that one.



Darth Fluff is episode 3. You are for us or you are against us.

 

[Rdrhwke]

It's early goings yet but I can't help but feel this thread is destined to become an IHN "Classic" of sorts a la the ever astute "Women" thread.

The question is whether or not it will be able to rival the Sex Toy Classic.



The greatest (well, funniest) thread of all time.

 

[bri]

The question is whether or not it will be able to rival the Sex Toy Classic.



The greatest (well, funniest) thread of all time.

Are you interested in some? Cause I could hook you up. Just tell me what you like.

 

[LordKOTL]

Expounding on "being yourself".



When you get someone, there's either 2 reasons why they are with you--either because of who you are or what they think they can turn you into. If you get the latter--which happens all too often, ditch them quick. If you manage to find the former, you want to make sure tat hat they like in you is something that you do naturally and not something you have to put up a show to do.



And again, since it takes all types, there is someone out there that loves what you are, so don't sweat it. I mean hell--I'm engaged, so that means there's hope for everyone.

 

[bookjones]

The question is whether or not it will be able to rival the Sex Toy Classic.



The greatest (well, funniest) thread of all time.

Say what? There was a whole thread devoted to sex toy talk??? How in the world did THAT ever get by my radar---I just know it had to be EPIC!

 

[LordKOTL]

Are you interested in some? Cause I could hook you up. Just tell me what you like.

/me is patiently waiting for someone to say "A fleshlight shaped like <bri/rdhawke/soaps>'s vahzin.

 

[MassHavoc]

Shit.