Dating Advice

[MassHavoc]

I live in a fantasy world where I believe women dont fart or poop. It just isn't attractive to think of a woman doing that on the can. So I just pretty it doesnt happen.

Well don't ever have a bathroom ajoined to your bedroom then.

 

[supraman]

Are you interested in some? Cause I could hook you up. Just tell me what you like.

If any rubber is violating me it better be Harrison Ford or Toews. I'm still going to cry though just less

/me is patiently waiting for someone to say "A fleshlight shaped like <bri/rdhawke/soaps>'s vahzin.

Ladyhawk vagoo?

 

[supraman]

Well don't ever have a bathroom ajoined to your bedroom then.

Noted. I live in the south so I'll have an outhouse

 

[TSD]

/me is patiently waiting for someone to say "A fleshlight shaped like <bri/rdhawke/soaps>'s vahzin.

Yeah I second that, the ladies of IHN imitation flesh artificial vagina series. Im down.

 

[jaxhawksfan]

"Ladyhawk vagoo?"



CLASSIC!!

 

[TSD]

"Ladyhawk vagoo?"



CLASSIC!!

Nobody wants to put their penis in sqwauks vagoo, it would fall off.

 

[MassHavoc]

Noted. I live in the south so I'll have an outhouse

Perfect, just don't let her go first.

 

[Rdrhwke]

Say what? There was a whole thread devoted to sex toy talk??? How in the world did THAT ever get by my radar---I just know it had to be EPIC!

Bumped it just for you Bookie.........



A life lesson for the ladies........

 

[TSD]

I cant believe Ive literally spent my entire day at work in this thread.

 

[Rdrhwke]

Are you interested in some? Cause I could hook you up. Just tell me what you like.

No thank you Bri.



I got more than enough laughs from that thread.

 

[bri]

Yeah I second that, the ladies of IHN imitation flesh artificial vagina series. Im down.

Hun, Rdrhwke is a guy. I don't know about reproducing that, but they do have such a thing as Clone a Willy so you guys can make one for your significant others.

 

[phranchk]

I think this has been said by others already, but 5 pages is too much to read through so..



Like Masshavoc said, don't try so hard. It's easier when you're not looking for a date or a hookup. It usually comes when you're not looking or don't expect it.

As for your confidence, find it. Somewhere, somehow. Of all the traits of a sexy woman, confidence is number one. I've been around women who were average looking, but they carried themself with a lot of confidence and I can tell you they stood out amongst the rest.

You have a lot going for you so you have no reason to be down on yourself.

 

[supraman]

Hun, Rdrhwke is a guy. I don't know about reproducing that, but they do have such a thing as Clone a Willy so you guys can make one for your significant others.

probably can modify the clone a willy thing to clone a vagoo. If you cloned mine you'd have so much left over you might as well try.

 

[whiteevo]

Yeah I second that, the ladies of IHN imitation flesh artificial vagina series. Im down.

put me down for the group buy.

 

[bubbleheadchief]

If you're looking for just a "quick hook-up" then just go to any of the bars right around great lakes when they are graduating a recruit class......get yourself some young meat (and like I said, it will be a QUICKIE they have been in there for 2 months)



In all seriousness though, just be yourself...and stay away from the guido douchebags......

 

[bri]

probably can modify the clone a willy thing to clone a vagoo. If you cloned mine you'd have so much left over you might as well try.

Well, Holly did have a chocolate mold made of hers for Hef. You can never go wrong with the gift of chocolate.

 

[TSD]

If you're looking for just a "quick hook-up" then just go to any of the bars right around great lakes when they are graduating a recruit class......get yourself some young meat (and like I said, it will be a QUICKIE they have been in there for 2 months)



In all seriousness though, just be yourself...and stay away from the guido douchebags......

Don't remind me, im sure my ex girlfriend is getting pounded by a sailor as we speak.

 

[MassHavoc]

I think this has been said by others already, but 5 pages is too much to read through so..



Like Masshavoc said, don't try so hard. It's easier when you're not looking for a date or a hookup. It usually comes when you're not looking or don't expect it.

As for your confidence, find it. Somewhere, somehow. Of all the traits of a sexy woman, confidence is number one. I've been around women who were average looking, but they carried themself with a lot of confidence and I can tell you they stood out amongst the rest.

You have a lot going for you so you have no reason to be down on yourself.

Bingo, if you don't look for it and don't care, you carry a certain confidence and swagger that is irresistible and it finds you. Don't think about getting laid, and you'll get laid. Guaranteed.

 

[supraman]

Well, Holly did have a chocolate mold made of hers for Hef. You can never go wrong with the gift of chocolate.

I think that was a subliminal message to her husband

 

[LordKOTL]

okay, my mistake...sorry about that...



anyhow, interesting concept on the chocolate mold, bri...time to talk to the fiancee for a possible present.