Relax supraman...I'm about as antisocial as one gets. Plus, my misanthropy doesn't help yet I still got plenty of poon in my player days and managed to blag one hell of a fiancee.
If you try to be social when you're not it's like pretending to be something you're not--and it will backfire more than Delta Burke on a diet of beans and cabbage.
The key is to be social enough and learning how to read people. You need to be able to say Hi and keep a conversation going, but if you're able to read the sbtle behavioural "tells" people make, you can tell if someone thinks you're a prospect and then react to it.
Alright I'll give everyone their daily laugh.
So here is the story of the last time I asked a girl out which was probably about a year ago.
The girl was a cashier at the grocery store. She kinda hooked me the day she was goofing off and talking ye olde english. It was so funny and she was a pretty girl so I was attracted to her.
So I would always go through her line and we'd talk about whatever during the transaction. I wanted to ask her out but I could never be the only person in her line and I didn't want to make a scene and embarrass the both of us.
So I got this great idea of giving her a note. So I write the note and have it with me a couple of times but always chickened out. One day I'm feeling particularly froggy and I think I've got a good strategy for handing it to her. I sounded so smooth in my head too.
So going through her line, muster all of my courage. And **** it up. I stutter stumble and do a great job of making an ass of myself. So I leave get in my car, proceed to beat the shit out of the passenger seat because well I'm an idiot.
So don't hear nothing from her for a couple days and then she texts me and says she has a boyfriend. Alright oh well tried. Salvaged what I could and said he's a lucky guy and thanks for responding.
I kept going through her line until she left the place because well she was at least interesting to talk to.
One day I caught her stocking the shelves on an empty aisle and I apologized for making an ass of myself. We both had a good laugh over it but I actually talked to her for more than 90 seconds and realized pretty quick her and I would have never worked but she was at least a cool cashier to BS with.
But there you go folks last time I asked a girl and I'm pretty sure if I failed any harder my pants would have fell off and everyone would have laughed at my tiny pecker.
