Dating Advice

[sth]

I've never had a lot of luck with girls but I have been having a lot of fun with a girl and I was just being myself and it seems to work. And if they don't like you as yourself forget about them. You don't want to be something your not and have to admit it after you really feel something for a person.

 

[MassHavoc]

Alright I'll give everyone their daily laugh.



So here is the story of the last time I asked a girl out which was probably about a year ago.



The girl was a cashier at the grocery store. She kinda hooked me the day she was goofing off and talking ye olde english. It was so funny and she was a pretty girl so I was attracted to her.



So I would always go through her line and we'd talk about whatever during the transaction. I wanted to ask her out but I could never be the only person in her line and I didn't want to make a scene and embarrass the both of us.



So I got this great idea of giving her a note. So I write the note and have it with me a couple of times but always chickened out. One day I'm feeling particularly froggy and I think I've got a good strategy for handing it to her. I sounded so smooth in my head too.



So going through her line, muster all of my courage. And **** it up. I stutter stumble and do a great job of making an ass of myself. So I leave get in my car, proceed to beat the shit out of the passenger seat because well I'm an idiot.



So don't hear nothing from her for a couple days and then she texts me and says she has a boyfriend. Alright oh well tried. Salvaged what I could and said he's a lucky guy and thanks for responding.



I kept going through her line until she left the place because well she was at least interesting to talk to.



One day I caught her stocking the shelves on an empty aisle and I apologized for making an ass of myself. We both had a good laugh over it but I actually talked to her for more than 90 seconds and realized pretty quick her and I would have never worked but she was at least a cool cashier to BS with.



But there you go folks last time I asked a girl and I'm pretty sure if I failed any harder my pants would have fell off and everyone would have laughed at my tiny pecker.

I don't see that as a failure at all.... nothing wrong with your story, that's what normal people do.

 

[supraman]

I don't see that as a failure at all.... nothing wrong with your story, that's what normal people do.

If you where there and seen how badly I flubbed the note handoff that it was epic failure. I don't think I could have done it more awkwardly.

 

[LordKOTL]

That's only a failure if you didn't learn from it.

 

[supraman]

That's only a failure if you didn't learn from it.

I learned two things. First I'm a fucking idiot. Second dont do that anymore

 

[bri]

Then move here, you can hang out with me.



As much as id like some of that sweet snatch in F-L-A , I aint movin there. Theres fuckin crocagators, sharks, boa constrictors and lizards that fall out of trees, **** that shit.

You amaze me more every time you speak. That is such a genuinely kind thing to say and do. Aren't you afraid showing this softer side is going to ruin your badass reputation? I might just have to base a character in my book on you.

 

[Pez68]

You amaze me more every time you speak. That is such a genuinely kind thing to say and do. Aren't you afraid showing this softer side is going to ruin your badass reputation? I might just have to base a character in my book on you.

You must have missed his "some of that sweet snatch" comment.

 

[MassHavoc]

I learned two things. First I'm a fucking idiot. Second dont do that anymore

Then it wasn't a failure. You haven't done it since. What is a failure is if you stopped trying.

 

[LordKOTL]

Interesting: I picked up: Don't try so freaking hard and Be spontaneous.



I'd put money down that if you asked her out the very day she was speaking olde english you would have had a date...doubly so if you asked her in an old english accent.

 

[TSD]

You amaze me more every time you speak. That is such a genuinely kind thing to say and do. Aren't you afraid showing this softer side is going to ruin your badass reputation? I might just have to base a character in my book on you.

Im not a bad person, nor a "badboy" nor a douchebag, I just have a rather inflammatory sense of humor and some bite to me. I have no problem being....whats the word? "sensitive" and um..."compassionate"

 

[supraman]

You amaze me more every time you speak. That is such a genuinely kind thing to say and do. Aren't you afraid showing this softer side is going to ruin your badass reputation? I might just have to base a character in my book on you.

He just wants to sleep with me

 

[jakobeast]

Alright I'll give everyone their daily laugh.



So here is the story of the last time I asked a girl out which was probably about a year ago.



The girl was a cashier at the grocery store. She kinda hooked me the day she was goofing off and talking ye olde english. It was so funny and she was a pretty girl so I was attracted to her.



So I would always go through her line and we'd talk about whatever during the transaction. I wanted to ask her out but I could never be the only person in her line and I didn't want to make a scene and embarrass the both of us.



So I got this great idea of giving her a note. So I write the note and have it with me a couple of times but always chickened out. One day I'm feeling particularly froggy and I think I've got a good strategy for handing it to her. I sounded so smooth in my head too.



So going through her line, muster all of my courage. And **** it up. I stutter stumble and do a great job of making an ass of myself. So I leave get in my car, proceed to beat the shit out of the passenger seat because well I'm an idiot.



So don't hear nothing from her for a couple days and then she texts me and says she has a boyfriend. Alright oh well tried. Salvaged what I could and said he's a lucky guy and thanks for responding.



I kept going through her line until she left the place because well she was at least interesting to talk to.



One day I caught her stocking the shelves on an empty aisle and I apologized for making an ass of myself. We both had a good laugh over it but I actually talked to her for more than 90 seconds and realized pretty quick her and I would have never worked but she was at least a cool cashier to BS with.



But there you go folks last time I asked a girl and I'm pretty sure if I failed any harder my pants would have fell off and everyone would have laughed at my tiny pecker.

That is a great story. Yeah, you didn't get her, oh well. Better luck next time. It is a failure if you retreat into your basement or wherever and let it eat away at you.



I have a similar story. Maybe I will share one day.

 

[JOVE23]

That is a great story. Yeah, you didn't get her, oh well. Better luck next time. It is a failure if you retreat into your basement or wherever and let it eat away at you.



I have a similar story. Maybe I will share one day.

This. I wrote a girl a fucking (well not that kind of fucking, just adding emphasis) love letter the summer before my sophomore year of college and hand delivered it to her house.



Suffice to say I haven't done that again.

 

[LordKOTL]

Excatly. You only start the love letters after you've started dating and she's already lying naked between your bedsheets.

 

[jakobeast]

I know I need to get out to those, im generally a very busy man unfortunately. The last board related thing I had gone to was actually for the officials which was the first scrimmage game Pete organized in 2007 or 8. I specialized in shot blocking, mainly because I cant ice skate for shit.



I think i will make a plan to attend BHP's in dec.

Why not hit the Tilted Kilt tomorrow and hang with myself, Ymono37, Maryo, and a collection others? In Elgin.

 

[JOVE23]

Excatly. You only start the love letters after you've started dating and she's already lying naked between your bedsheets.

Yep. Suffice to say I haven't written any letters since; my dear Rosy Palm is illiterate.

 

[supraman]

Yep. Suffice to say I haven't written any letters since; my dear Rosy Palm is illiterate.

And anyway she doesn't care she just wants to ****

 

[JOVE23]

And anyway she doesn't care she just wants to ****

My kinda hand.

 

[MassHavoc]

I got my first real girlfriend with letters. And none of the other. They weren't exactly love letters, but the worked. All different things work for all different people. I happen to be a master at all those things.

 

[TSD]

And anyway she doesn't care she just wants to ****

Oh and also, when you do get a girl to date you.....FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT MARRY HER BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU HAVE NO OTHER OPTIONS. Marry her for the right reasons, thats why im not preparing for a wedding in june.