Dear Ymono

[BigPete]

Not interested in a relationship. Seriously, what other then sex could a 19 yr old really offer me in a relationship?

To releave you of what little money you have left. I say, bang the broad, just be careful that she is not a gold digger. They do exist. Don't be a sugar daddy!

 

[BigPete]

Dear Ymono, How do we teach the entire population common sense?

Common sense is a myth. You are smart or you are not. And you can't fix stupid!



This message has been provided by someone other than Dr. Ymono.

 

[bookjones]

Not interested in a relationship. Seriously, what other then sex could a 19 yr old really offer me in a relationship?

BINGO! And I believe you have answered your own question(s) about this. Do it if really want the sexy times IMO but man, 19 yr olds are fucking VOLATILE so as long as you recognize that you reap whatever you sow there. Outside of the sex there fundamentally shouldn't be anything really compatible relationship-wise for a 19 y.o. and someone our age. Just remember, she's young enough to be the Mini-Bubble's babysitter, heh.

 

[Tater]

Dear Ymono,



When using toothpaste the has two different colors of paste. How do they keep them separated so it comes out striped?

 

[BigPete]

Dear Ymono,



When using toothpaste the has two different colors of paste. How do they keep them separated so it comes out striped?

Sounds like an good topic for "How It's Made".

 

[supraman]

Sounds like an good topic for "How It's Made".

They already covered it

 

[Ymono37]

Wow! Color me a smidgen impressed because this was actually some pensive and sound advice. You deserve a cookie buddy!

It better be chocolate chip... or a snicker-doodle. If it's oatmeal, I'll be upset.

Dear Ymono,



Don't you think you've had enough cookies?



Love,

Betty Crocker

Dear Betty Crocker... don't you think you should be in the kitchen MAKING me more cookies?

Dear Ymono,

How do we teach the entire population common sense?

Hmmm... short answer, the "House of M" storyline from Marvel comics.



Now to find a Scarlet Witch...

Common sense is a myth. You are smart or you are not. And you can't fix stupid!



This message has been provided by someone other than Dr. Ymono.

Contrary to belief, I am NOT a doctor - I just play one in the advice sections of hockey message boards.

Dear Ymono,



When using toothpaste the has two different colors of paste. How do they keep them separated so it comes out striped?

Haven't seen the "how it's made," but I'm pretty sure magic is involved.

 

[bookjones]

It better be chocolate chip... or a snicker-doodle. If it's oatmeal, I'll be upset.

**** that. The oatmeal chocolate-chip cookies from Potbelly's are some of the best cookie crack around.

 

[Ymono37]

**** that. The oatmeal chocolate-chip cookies from Potbelly's are some of the best cookie crack around.

Well you didn't say the Potbelly cookie - that will be a viable alternative.

 

[jakobeast]

**** that. The oatmeal chocolate-chip cookies from Potbelly's are some of the best cookie crack around.

Well you didn't say the Potbelly cookie - that will be a viable alternative.

I concur. That is a great gookie. Warm it up next time. It is nummy like a sumbitch.



Their sugar cookie is either crack or crap. Luckily, I have had more crack then the alternative.

 

[bookjones]

I concur. That is a great gookie. Warm it up next time. It is nummy like a sumbitch.



Their sugar cookie is either crack or crap. Luckily, I have had more crack then the alternative.

WhyTF ever get a damn sugar cookie from Potbelly's when the oatmeal chocolate-chip is lasciviously staring up at your from the counter? Also muy deeelicious is their newer all chocolate "brownie" cookie---fucking cookie heroin!

 

[Ymono37]

WhyTF ever get a damn sugar cookie from Potbelly's when the oatmeal chocolate-chip is lasciviously staring up at your from the counter? Also muy deeelicious is their newer all chocolate "brownie" cookie---fucking cookie heroin!

I think I just got a little hard. Had no idea. Dinner has been decided (might get a sammich, too).

 

[jakobeast]

WhyTF ever get a damn sugar cookie from Potbelly's when the oatmeal chocolate-chip is lasciviously staring up at your from the counter? Also muy deeelicious is their newer all chocolate "brownie" cookie---fucking cookie heroin!

You dumb twat waffle, get both.



Do I got to do all the thinking for you? Wait, of course I do, cause you are a woman.



How about this:http://www.shutterstock.com/pic-53145442/stock-photo-pair-of-cow-print-high-heel-shoes-on-a-white-background.html

 

[Ymono37]

You dumb twat waffle, get both.



Do I got to do all the thinking for you? Wait, of course I do, cause you are a woman.



How about this:http://www.shutterst...background.html

Did someone say strappy sandals?

 

[MassHavoc]

Those cookies aren't that great... I like the mini ones in the bad, but oatmeal can really kill a cookie for me. Espeically oatmeal raisin instead of chocolate chip. What the **** is the point of an oatmeal raisin cookie.

 

[MassHavoc]

Dear Ymono,

What is the point of the oatmeal raisin cookie?



Love,

80 year old hippie.

 

[bookjones]

You dumb twat waffle, get both.



Do I got to do all the thinking for you? Wait, of course I do, cause you are a woman.



How about this:http://www.shutterst...background.html

Look you fucking douchebag. How many times did I have to keep telling your fetid ass in Chat this past season to STOP leaving me fucking links to cheapass shoes? Get it through your dense plebian boy brain that I DO NOT WEAR CHEAP SHOES! Capiche? Use your fucking big boy reading skills numnut. Sheesh. Cheap shoes not only look cheap and I can spot them a mile away but they do more damage to your feet in the long run.

 

[bookjones]

Those cookies aren't that great... I like the mini ones in the bad, but oatmeal can really kill a cookie for me. Espeically oatmeal raisin instead of chocolate chip. What the **** is the point of an oatmeal raisin cookie.

WTF? That makes no fucking sense. The Potbelly oatmeal chocolate-chip cookies are the same fucking recipe as the mini oatmeal chocolate-chip cookies! Also, NO ONE cares that you don't like oatmeal or oatmeal cookies though once again it reaffirms my suspicions about your tastes being highly suspect because some delicious steel-cut Irish oats is nom nom nom in the winter ! And oatmeal cookies rule. Also, oatmeal is good for exfolliating your face!



HATER!

 

[MassHavoc]

You just confirmed my reasoning, the same stuff you think is delicious in a cookie, is awesome at scraping the skin off your face.

 

[jakobeast]

Those cookies aren't that great... I like the mini ones in the bad, but oatmeal can really kill a cookie for me. Espeically oatmeal raisin instead of chocolate chip. What the **** is the point of an oatmeal raisin cookie.

While I agree raisin in a cookie should be punishable by death, you are wrong, you drunk Mic.