Dear Ymono

[The Mule]

Everything that happened on this thread today is pure gold.



You've all made my damn day!



And yes to "Chick Things" or "Dame Things." "Lady Things" gives the wrong impression. I'm open to suggestions on the name.

 

[bookjones]

Everything that happened on this thread today is pure gold.



You've all made my damn day!



And yes to "Chick Things" or "Dame Things." "Lady Things" gives the wrong impression. I'm open to suggestions on the name.

You know, now that you've posted I kinda think you should sorta fulfill Supra's idea for a "Chick Thoughts"-type thread but it should be a "Dear Mule" thread like this thread. You're a writer---I've read your posts for months now and I feel convinced you could deliver some fucking Grade-A comedy gold with a veneer of snark based on sage third-wave common sense. DO IT!

 

[MassHavoc]

Dearest Mule,



show us your lady things.



Love,

IHN.



P.S. Minus TCD

 

[jakobeast]

Dearest Mule,



show us your lady things.



Love,

IHN.



P.S. Minus TCD

Wait, minus tcd?



Lets not be too hasty.

 

[supraman]

WTH? But I can't "SQUEE!" and "OMG!" over thoughts dude. Way to be a fun-sucker. These times with my guys is what I imagine having a gaggle of hirsute, thick, testosterone-y sister-wives is like.





Also, y'all will never figure it out and the sooner you accept this as a construct of the universe and therefore as fate the better off and more at ease with life you will be. It's not like learning Portuguese---there's no Rosetta Stone course you can take for Chick or even a basic translation course in Chick.





ETA: Excepting of course for simple-minded or single-faceted chicks. They're readable. Everyone else is of course elusive.

Of course not, first we have to take What the hell are feelings 101

 

[supraman]

Dear Mule,

Besides show us your lady things, why are women all psycho?

 

[bookjones]

Of course not, first we have to take What the hell are feelings 101

Dear Mule,

Besides show us your lady things, why are women all psycho?

I don't think you need The Mule's advice as it's seeming like you would do well to stick with the simpleton women if you're gonna roll with proverbial cliches about them all wanting you to emote 24-7-365 and thinking they are emotional hysterics. If stereotypes and cliches is what you think they are then that's probably what you will attract.

 

[jakobeast]

Don't worry Supra. I am sure bookie is just menstruating.

 

[supraman]

I don't think you need The Mule's advice as it's seeming like you would do well to stick with the simpleton women if you're gonna roll with proverbial cliches about them all wanting you to emote 24-7-365 and thinking they are emotional hysterics. If stereotypes and cliches is what you think they are then that's probably what you will attract.

You sound pretty psycho right now...just saying.

Don't worry Supra. I am sure bookie is just menstruating.

That or penis envy





Dear Mule,

Why the hell do women have to have so many shoes? Also what is up with all the damn pillows and crap on the couch and bed?

 

[Ymono37]

Wait, did I just get kicked out of my own thread?



Hmmm... certainly took longer than I thought it would.

 

[supraman]

Wait, did I just get kicked out of my own thread?



Hmmm... certainly took longer than I thought it would.

It has became the ask Ymono and Mule thread.



You can weigh in on questions asked of her and vice versa. Hilarity ensues

 

[jakobeast]

Dear Ymono



Why does Bookie like to leave the kitchen and hop on the internet box?

 

[The Mule]

I don't want to hijack Ymono's thread! What am I? A total asshole?

 

[supraman]

I don't want to hijack Ymono's thread! What am I? A total asshole?

we arent hijacking it we are keeping it fresh

 

[The Mule]

Dear Mule,

Why the hell do women have to have so many shoes? Also what is up with all the damn pillows and crap on the couch and bed?

Women have so many shoes because they need to fill the holes in their lives, the empty, gaping, dark ugly emotionally unfulfilled holes made possible by all the jerks in existence by owning a bounty of beautiful creations that they can truly stand on. Shoes are the base, the foundation.



Pillows and crap are there because women are fragile as Precious Moments collectible figurines and there's always the chance they might faint at any moment. They need to make sure there's something reliable there to protect them, because ain't no dudes gonna do that. DUH!

 

[bookjones]

You sound pretty psycho right now...just saying.







That or penis envy

And this is why you are alone.



But hey, keep enjoying all the TV viewing, video game playing, and internet porning!

 

[bookjones]

I don't want to hijack Ymono's thread! What am I? A total asshole?

Oh, I was proposing an entirely new stand-alone thread of awesome sauce naturally as befits an independent, free-thinking, dress-loving Canadian woman like yourself. But we are mostly dealing with turdlings here so naturally even though I clearly said your own thread these incompetents read that and then translated it into, "Hey, I have a penis so I'm just gonna be all trifling and start The Mule's advice thread in an existing advice thread."

 

[bookjones]

Dear Ymono



Why does Bookie like to leave the kitchen and hop on the internet box?

Ha! Shows how stupid you are you fucking culture zeitgeist illiterate. . .everyone knows the internet is a rhombus and not a box moron. D'uh! Keep your trap shut about shit that is clearly out of your league. Kthanxbye.

 

[jakobeast]

Ha! Shows how stupid you are you fucking culture zeitgeist illiterate. . .everyone knows the internet is a rhombus and not a box moron. D'uh! Keep your trap shut about shit that is clearly out of your league. Kthanxbye.

You dumb slutwhore. I was referring to the computer that you are most likely getting period all over.

 

[bookjones]

You dumb slutwhore. I was referring to the computer that you are most likely getting period all over.

You clearly need to thesaurusize (tm bookjones) your vocabulary. Read more words. Who the hell works on computer "boxes" anymore you fucking moron. Check back with me when you decide to let go of the Commodoer 64 and want to join the rest of us in the 21st Century okay?