Women have so many shoes because they need to fill the holes in their lives, the empty, gaping, dark ugly emotionally unfulfilled holes made possible by all the jerks in existence by owning a bounty of beautiful creations that they can truly stand on. Shoes are the base, the foundation.
Pillows and crap are there because women are fragile as Precious Moments collectible figurines and there's always the chance they might faint at any moment. They need to make sure there's something reliable there to protect them, because ain't no dudes gonna do that. DUH!
So you are saying all your problems are male related. Have you tried lesbianism? Preferably on camera.
Dear Mule,
Why do women hate being looked at as objects? Men love it. Why are you guys so weird? I mean I think complimenting a woman's boobs should be taken positively. I mean I am not at all saying that all men care about is looks but when you are a stranger, we don't know shit about your personality, we can't say you are funny or smart. All we know about is your physical attributes.
I mean men are attracted to more than just looks. Take bookie myself and another poster are attracted to bookie. Not in a sexual manner but attracted nonetheless. Because of her personality, she's hilarious, smart as hell, and has a spine (have I mentioned I hate spineless women). She could be ugly for all we know. I mean fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down, climbed up and did it again, and then got whacked in the face with an ugly stick. It doesn't matter.
