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It boggles my mind that someone would volunteer to have massive balls just to get fame. Yet at the same time it wouldn't surprise me. His nurse passion sure seemed on board. But not being able to see your penis or get an erection is quite a price for fame and money.
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And he can't pee right either.
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According to the links in that article the offer was to foot the bill for his surgery provided he gave them exclusive rights to coverage. There is also the risk of becoming a eunich and death to think aboot.
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Dear Ymono, the other day Count Dante said large boobs were helpful when shooting a gun. I was just curious what other practical purpose do a nice set of girls have? Aside from the entertainment opportunities they provide.
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Beer bottle/cup/can holder, in rare instances - beer bottle opener, tray for food, pillows, squeeze toys/stress relievers, smoking cessation replacement, temperature indicators, motion detection (not available on all models), bead collectors, infant feeders, without them mammography technicians wouldn't have a job, and as already stated: entertainment.
This is a limited list, as naming all uses would consume much time that could be relegated to looking at breasts.
Hope this helps, Jesus and I love you.
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Oh but you forgot that without them these titty highjinks also don't exist:
Difficult clothes shopping! And concurrent with that, more limited clothing options!
Chaffing!
Lower back pain associated with lugging them around!
More expensive bras! 4-6 rows of hooks don't come cheap after all!
Conversations with the opposite sex directed towards them as opposed to anywhere in the vicinity of your head. . .where your actual brain and mouth are located and where conversation on your part actually originates from!
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Quitcher bitchin'. Be glad you have them so that us guys, and more then likely some broads, will actually engage you in conversation.
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Hey, I am just speaking truth to power. If that somehow bursts your halcyon JUGS fantasy bubble then that's your problem asshole.
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Boobs have magical powers. We can't explain why we like them just that we always want to look at them. We know it is wrong to stare at them but certain ones are so awesome you can't help but do it.
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Yes, I see. . .*magic*. . .and involuntary compulsion. Well that explains it all. {{snickers}}
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Okay so i pose a question to the guys that read this thread. Please give the exact reason you like boobs.
BTW how's Mr BookJones doing?
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Do you wear granny bras? gross.
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I seriously doubt you actually need to query the peanut gallery as to why they like breasts--let's get real here.
Alas, the wanker is working out of town until the weekend as he has to every week. I should totes tell him he has a nickname, lol.
But it's boobies! I thought that made everything they touch in their proverbial *sphere* glamorous no? Don't hate on granny bras---they're just doing their job!
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Dude, simmer the **** down. My original snark was directed at Ymono---you just happened to then get all testosterone-y *earnest* with your "we just love 'em to bits and pieces" meme. WTF does men loving them have to do with me adding to Ymono's useful applications of big tits list?
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I understand it was at Ymono, however I just said we don't know why we love them and we can't help ourselves but want to look at them. Then you got all uppity as you always do whenever I say something to you.
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We can't even have a rational conversation about boobs here......
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Seriously? Since when has the tenor of our responses to each other ever been any different? So our relationship is no longer based on mockery and snark?