Dear Ymono

[supraman]

Groin injury. Find a way to give him one "accidentally" - it has to be enough to keep him from diddlin' but not permanent enough for him to NEVER be able to give you grand **** trophies.



Failing that... you might just talk to him, buy him some rubbers with the caveat that you DEFINITELY aren't giving the him the go-ahead just that he needs to be careful. A bigger worry to me would probably be the potential for her parents to throw around that life-wrecking word "STATUTORY" - not knowing the laws in Texas, however - I'm not sure it's an issue.



You could always try to scare him straight with a marathon or 4 of "16 and Pregnant" - but I'm not sure that even gets the point across to today's youth.



Where does a 17year-old find a 14 year-old?

Chuck E Cheese?

 

[Ymono37]

Chuck E Cheese?

This coming from personal experience, Supra?

 

[supraman]

This coming from personal experience, Supra?

Nope I like older chicks.

 

[winos5]

Groin injury. Find a way to give him one "accidentally" - it has to be enough to keep him from diddlin' but not permanent enough for him to NEVER be able to give you grand **** trophies.



Failing that... you might just talk to him, buy him some rubbers with the caveat that you DEFINITELY aren't giving the him the go-ahead just that he needs to be careful. A bigger worry to me would probably be the potential for her parents to throw around that life-wrecking word "STATUTORY" - not knowing the laws in Texas, however - I'm not sure it's an issue.



You could always try to scare him straight with a marathon or 4 of "16 and Pregnant" - but I'm not sure that even gets the point across to today's youth.



Where does a 17year-old find a 14 year-old?

I've checked all those boxes off. I even had a deputy sheriff explain the law too him. Didn't work. Talked to her parents and had frank discussions aboot it with them. No luck there either.



They met at a school tennis tournament (shes a freshman with a late birthday, he's a senior this year with an early birthday). She pursued him with her parents blessings as they currently like him. As for laws in Texas. 17 is age of consent. 3 year age difference is the rule on teens.



I've decided the more I interfer the worse it will get. I'm just not ready to called grandpappy just yet. It's driving me apeshit, the wife too.

 

[supraman]

I've checked all those boxes off. I even had a deputy sheriff explain the law too him. Didn't work. Talked to her parents and had frank discussions aboot it with them. No luck there either.



They met at a school tennis tournament (shes a freshman with a late birthday, he's a senior this year with an early birthday). She pursued him with her parents blessings as they currently like him. As for laws in Texas. 17 is age of consent. 3 year age difference is the rule on teens.



I've decided the more I interfer the worse it will get. I'm just not ready to called grandpappy just yet. It's driving me apeshit, the wife too.

Threaten the boy's life? the whole "I brought into this world, yada yada"

 

[Ymono37]

I've checked all those boxes off. I even had a deputy sheriff explain the law too him. Didn't work. Talked to her parents and had frank discussions aboot it with them. No luck there either.



They met at a school tennis tournament (shes a freshman with a late birthday, he's a senior this year with an early birthday). She pursued him with her parents blessings as they currently like him. As for laws in Texas. 17 is age of consent. 3 year age difference is the rule on teens.



I've decided the more I interfer the worse it will get. I'm just not ready to called grandpappy just yet. It's driving me apeshit, the wife too.

Sounds like you've done your due diligence... unfortunately, this just may be one of those times you have to put your faith in your son (or in a higher power) because after all you've done, anything more just might push him in the wrong direction.



Never having been there, this sounds like a tough spot to be in - I'll open this one up to the board to anyone who's shared a similar experience...

 

[winos5]

Sounds like you've done your due diligence... unfortunately, this just may be one of those times you have to put your faith in your son (or in a higher power) because after all you've done, anything more just might push him in the wrong direction.



Never having been there, this sounds like a tough spot to be in - I'll open this one up to the board to anyone who's shared a similar experience...

Just wish she was 2-3 years older. She's a good kid as far as we can tell.

 

[MassHavoc]

Meh, just hope they are too dumb to do anything really dumb.

 

[bri]

Why are clowns so creepy. I don't think of them as jolly and funny, but instead I find them terrifying. I had the TV on the other day on some random channel. I wasn't really paying attention cause I was concentrating on something else at the time. I heard a noise and looked up and some creepy ass clown was coming out of a shower drain. Who thinks up stupid shit like that? I have to put that moment up there with that movie where psycho clowns were killing everyone and that sinister clown truck that was in that movie where the cars take over and that scary ass Post Office clown. Can you imagine opening a package and finding that looking at you?

 

[sth]

Bri your not the only one. I watched a movie as a little kid with killer clowns from outer space that traumatized me. Clowns are scary.





Dear Ymono,



I was talking to a female friend who was shocked by the amount of girl on girl action in porn. I asked her if she would be interested in guy on guy stuff and she said not at all. It got me to thinking why are we guys so interested in lady on lady action? Are we all just super pervy man monkeys?

 

[jakobeast]

I got this one Ymono



Chick on chick is hot. Dude on dude is not.



You're welcome.



















Guys are stimulated visually. Its quite rudimentary. Where there is set of boobahs, and they are great, twice as many is better. Women typically are more auditory, or turned on by their brain. I have always heard a woman will pay more attention to you if you use her name. It also explains why many a broad like those trashy romance novels. Look at the 50 Shade of Gray phenomenon. BTW, it is terribly written. You want some good BDSM? Go with The Story of O. That is a humdinger. Or Kushiel's Dart. If the mommies read those their heads would explode.



I know a few ladies that enjoy watching the man on man stuff, so they are out there. They are just few and far between.

 

[Ymono37]

Why are clowns so creepy. I don't think of them as jolly and funny, but instead I find them terrifying. I had the TV on the other day on some random channel. I wasn't really paying attention cause I was concentrating on something else at the time. I heard a noise and looked up and some creepy ass clown was coming out of a shower drain. Who thinks up stupid shit like that? I have to put that moment up there with that movie where psycho clowns were killing everyone and that sinister clown truck that was in that movie where the cars take over and that scary ass Post Office clown. Can you imagine opening a package and finding that looking at you?

I can't quite explain this as well as the folks at Cracked... so try this:

http://www.cracked.com/video_18436_...Weird+World&wa_user3=video&wa_user4=companion

 

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono,



I was talking to a female friend who was shocked by the amount of girl on girl action in porn. I asked her if she would be interested in guy on guy stuff and she said not at all. It got me to thinking why are we guys so interested in lady on lady action? Are we all just super pervy man monkeys?

Guys are stimulated visually. Its quite rudimentary. Where there is set of boobahs, and they are great, twice as many is better. Women typically are more auditory, or turned on by their brain. I have always heard a woman will pay more attention to you if you use her name. It also explains why many a broad like those trashy romance novels. Look at the 50 Shade of Gray phenomenon. BTW, it is terribly written. You want some good BDSM? Go with The Story of O. That is a humdinger. Or Kushiel's Dart. If the mommies read those their heads would explode.



I know a few ladies that enjoy watching the man on man stuff, so they are out there. They are just few and far between.

Jako's analysis is pretty spot on, in my humble opinion. Men tend to be more visual creatures and when the things that we typically like (bewbs, for example) show up in multiples (although an even number is still preferred), it's a good thing. I always used to say, 1 cheeseburger is good - a double cheeseburger is better.

 

[Ymono37]

Bri your not the only one. I watched a movie as a little kid with killer clowns from outer space that traumatized me. Clowns are scary.

And for the record, Killer Klowns from Outer Space is an AWESOME movie.

 

[bri]

And for the record, Killer Klowns from Outer Space is an AWESOME movie.

Is that the name of that creepy movie where those scary clowns kill people? Don't they like spray stuff all over that gets kind of cotton candy like or web like/

 

[Ymono37]

Is that the name of that creepy movie where those scary clowns kill people? Don't they like spray stuff all over that gets kind of cotton candy like or web like/

That is the same movie.

 

[bri]

I was just reading the guide for TLC's Strange Sex episodes tonight. The first show is about a guy with 160 pound scrotum. Where would one find underpants and jeans to house that? That would be like hauling around another person down there.

 

[bri]

I found out he can't wear pants. He puts a hooded sweatshirt on it upside down. It is really freaky. I posted a link under the Bizarre Injury thread if you want a peak. As I posted under that thread the doctor said it will continue to grow about a pound a day and weigh 300 pounds by 2014.

 

[Ymono37]

I found out he can't wear pants. He puts a hooded sweatshirt on it upside down. It is really freaky. I posted a link under the Bizarre Injury thread if you want a peak. As I posted under that thread the doctor said it will continue to grow about a pound a day and weigh 300 pounds by 2014.

That gentleman has appeared on many shows, including Tosh.0... there are reports that people have offered him money to get the treatment/surgery he needs, but he is afraid of losing his "celebrity" status, so he keeps refusing it.



That's America for you.

 

[bri]

That gentleman has appeared on many shows, including Tosh.0... there are reports that people have offered him money to get the treatment/surgery he needs, but he is afraid of losing his "celebrity" status, so he keeps refusing it.



That's America for you.

Why would anyone want to be famous for that? That would be like you having to drag Jako around down there. He used it for a table to set his plate on. I think he is concerned that he could bleed to death too.