Dear Ymono

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono,



What is the most superior letter in the alphabet? And Why...



Love always,

Alpha Dog

Which alphabet? American English/Greek/Klingon/Pig Latin

Dear Ymono,

Is it just me or is bookie getting crazier by the day.

It's just you. There's only so much bs she can put up with and with Blackhawks hockey done for the season she feeds off the droppings left by the incessant incredulity of our feeble, little brains.

 

[bookjones]

It's just you. There's only so much bs she can put up with and with Blackhawks hockey done for the season she feeds off the droppings left by the incessant incredulity of our feeble, little brains.

PRAISE!



Thank you! It's so fucking obvious it's like D'uh! You are like the only dude here who really "gets" me.

 

[Ymono37]

PRAISE!



Thank you! It's so fucking obvious it's like D'uh! You are like the only dude here who really "gets" me.

Must be all that opulence.

 

[supraman]

Must be all that opulence.

Or you are in touch with your feminine side

 

[MassHavoc]

I didn't specify, and I have feel that since you had to clarify, you've already lost the battle. haha.

 

[Ymono37]

I didn't specify, and I have feel that since you had to clarify, you've already lost the battle. haha.

Well in that case, I'm going to say "Omega"



Just something ominous and immense about it. And it was the name of a pretty cool Wolverine villian.

 

[bookjones]

Well in that case, I'm going to say "Omega"

I personally thought he was talking about Esperanto but you know, you can never be sure WTF is going on in the feverish, deranged mind of a ginger.

 

[MassHavoc]

Well in that case, I'm going to say "Omega"



Just something ominous and immense about it. And it was the name of a pretty cool Wolverine villian.

Very good. I would have also accepted Alpha... for many obvious reasons.

 

[nana]

It's just you. There's only so much bs she can put up with and with Blackhawks hockey done for the season she feeds off the droppings left by the incessant incredulity of our feeble, little brains.

WOW. Has there ever been a truer thing posted on this board?

 

[jakobeast]

Of course, but I want you heavily invested in butt plugs, Mister... our readers need to know!!!

I will advise and investigate anything dear gentle inquirer wants to know.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha!

Hey, fetid twat hole, I never said I would be good. That wasn't part of the hiring process.

Hmmmmmmmm Where have I heard that idea before?

Bri gets the praise (or blame), as she suggested that I have a sex column. If it goes terribly wrong, yall can blame me.

 

[bookjones]

Bri gets the praise (or blame), as she suggested that I have a sex column. If it goes terribly wrong, yall can blame me.

EWWWW! Talk about sending shivers down my spine and to my very marrow. Jako + sex column = talk about skeevy.

 

[jakobeast]

EWWWW! Talk about sending shivers down my spine and to my very marrow. Jako + sex column = talk about skeevy.

This coming from the broad that thinks 50 Shades of Grey is literary genius.

 

[bookjones]

This coming from the broad that thinks 50 Shades of Grey is literary genius.

Check yourself mongrel. If you've been talking 50 Shades of Grey with someone---female or male---on these forums you'd best fucking stop and use your peabrain to figure out who it was in actuality.

 

[jakobeast]

Check yourself mongrel. If you've been talking 50 Shades of Grey with someone---female or male---on these forums you'd best fucking stop and use your peabrain to figure out who it was in actuality.

Pffffft. I don't need to. Your literary conquests look like that of a 7th grade homely broad.

 

[bri]

Dear Ymono,



Do you think that a curling iron is a good substitute for a sex toy? You may want to consult Jako on this.



I was talking to my friend Stacy last night that lives in LA and she was telling me about someone she knows that confessed to keeping an extra curling iron around for that purpose because her husband would freak out if she ever bought an actual toy. I guess there are lots of household items you could use in a pinch, but would you ever want to use them again for their actual purpose then? Ewwwwwwwwwww

 

[Ymono37]

Dear Ymono,



Do you think that a curling iron is a good substitute for a sex toy? You may want to consult Jako on this.



I was talking to my friend Stacy last night that lives in LA and she was telling me about someone she knows that confessed to keeping an extra curling iron around for that purpose because her husband would freak out if she ever bought an actual toy. I guess there are lots of household items you could use in a pinch, but would you ever want to use them again for their actual purpose then? Ewwwwwwwwwww

A curling iron as a sex toy? I'm assuming she doesn't plug it in? I mean, if it works for her and isn't causing her any kind of scarring/burning, why not... the bigger issue is the conversation she needs to have with her husband regarding their private life. Is her husband a devoutly religious person or just jealous of inanimate objects? It seems like too many people get caught up in not discussing what works and doesn't for them in the bedroom.

 

[jakobeast]

Ding!



The husband is an idiot, religious or not. People masturbate, period. This chick is gonna dial O on the pink telephone with a toy or other inanimate object. Hell, she could go old school and use her hand. Deal with it asshole.



A suggestion for her.......the both of them should go to a sex positive adult store. There are a lot of stores that sell dongs and bullets, but not all are sex positive. Lovers Lane is a terrible store. They are all based on commission, so they don't really give a shit about your needs. They want to sell you what is gonna give them a bigger check. Additionally, many porn stores aren't geared to a womans needs. Many are for fellas to by porn, trucked to get their jerk off needs met. These are the ones most ladies think of when you mention adult store. Skeevy, dirty, full of perverts. Avoid those at all costs. When you want to buy a toy you are gonna use on your intimate lady bits, the last thing you want is some asshats gawking at you, mumbling to himself, and probably playing pocket pool.



I know your friend is in Cali, and I may have to do some research, but I will try to find a good store her and her husband can go to together. If the shop for a toy together, he may feel a bit more secure. Hell, he may even enjoy the experience. Here in Chicago, there is a store called Early to Bed. Great store, great staff, and the owner is an amazingly supportive woman who wants to help people enjoy themselves. I highly recommend Early to Bed (http://www.early2bed.com/). They have toys for the ladies, packers and straps for the transgendered, and condoms and other accoutrements you may need. There is another store similar to Early to Bed in Milwaukee called The Toolbox.



The important thing is your friend and her husband need to talk about it. They need to play with each other, and themselves, both together and separately. That is the best way to know what you like, and then communicate that to their partner. It is about love and communication, and if there is no communication, how can they know what the other likes?

 

[bri]

My friend Stacy has no problem with buying and using sex toys. She is quite the connoisseur, in fact. She has twin girls and this was the mother of one of the little girls that had a play date with her daughters.



I'm sure she will try to educate her on the finer points and advantages. It's just when I think curing iron I think pain because mine has a brush attachment with all these big spiky things on it.

 

[jakobeast]

Hey, some folks like that kinda thing.

 

[supraman]

Dear Ymono,

If for some evil fucking reason we sign Lou, is it okay to denounce the hawks and become a panthers fan?