Dear Ymono

[bookjones]

I didn't think fictional cereals counted. If that was the case, it would have been either Super Colon Blow or the Mini-Chocolate Frosted Donuts cereal.:

No, no, no. I don't believe you should buck the rules and use fictional cereals but in Jako's case he's special (and I don't mean in a good "Special K" way either) because he's an extraordinary asswipe and I think a lone exception could be made. There really is no other cereal to describe him IMO than Colon Blow.

 

[Ymono37]

Excellent answers. Golden Grahams would have also been accepted. Now to really ptu you to the test.



Dear Ymono,

If you were a cut of meat, which would you be and why?



Love always,



Butcher This

As I think about it, yeah, Golden Grahams would have worked as well. Good call.



Meat? Probably Turkey bologna or chorizo. the turkey bologna for similar reasons I noted for the cereal... the chorizo to celebrate my fake Mexican roots. Viva la Raza!

No, no, no. I don't believe you should buck the rules and use fictional cereals but in Jako's case he's special (and I don't mean in a good "Special K" way either) because he's an extraordinary asswipe and I think a lone exception could be made. There really is no other cereal to describe him IMO than Colon Blow.

I think "Extraordinary Asswipe" would be an awesome toilet paper for Jako to endorse. I'm pretty sure we'd already have frequent buyer in you, Bookie.

 

[MassHavoc]

Cut, not type... I'ma make you work for this one.

 

[bookjones]

Cut, not type... I'ma make you work for this one.

Maybe he's tongue?

 

[supraman]

WRONG! Dummy. Clearly for those who know me IRL the answer would be Special K. . .obviously.

Special Ed. K maybe

 

[bookjones]

Special Ed. K maybe

Awww. . .look at you trying to be clever and brandish a rapier-like wit. Let's see---well if I am "Special Ed. K" then you undoubtedly must be "Total LOSER".

 

[jakobeast]

Craklin Oat Bran all the way. And it makes my farts absolutely frightening.



Boxjones, I know what cereal you'd be. Cap'n Crunch. Reason being is everyone says they like you, but they really like either Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch or Crunch Berries. All you do is get soggy and cut the roof of peoples mouths.

 

[bookjones]

Craklin Oat Bran all the way. And it makes my farts absolutely frightening.



Boxjones, I know what cereal you'd be. Cap'n Crunch. Reason being is everyone says they like you, but they really like either Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch or Crunch Berries. All you do is get soggy and cut the roof of peoples mouths.

Well mongrel I'll have to take your word for it because if there's anyone who knows about things getting limp and soggy it's most certainly you.

 

[jakobeast]

Well mongrel I'll have to take your word for it because if there's anyone who knows about things getting limp and soggy it's most certainly you.

That only happened that one time when we went out.

 

[supraman]

Awww. . .look at you trying to be clever and brandish a rapier-like wit. Let's see---well if I am "Special Ed. K" then you undoubtedly must be "Total LOSER".

Unlucky Charms would have been acceptable as well.

 

[Ymono37]

Cut, not type... I'ma make you work for this one.

Brisket... smokey flavor and I'm great slathered in barbecue sauce and I'm tough until tenderized.

 

[MassHavoc]

hahah "I'm great slathered in barbecue"... hah, correct answer.

 

[bookjones]

Brisket... smokey flavor and I'm great slathered in barbecue sauce and I'm tough until tenderized.

LOL

 

[jakobeast]

Style corespondent Jako reporting for duty. May I also suggest that I also be sex toy/intercourse adviser?

 

[Tater]

Style corespondent Jako reporting for duty. May I also suggest that I also be sex toy/intercourse adviser?

 

[Ymono37]

Style corespondent Jako reporting for duty. May I also suggest that I also be sex toy/intercourse adviser?

Of course, but I want you heavily invested in butt plugs, Mister... our readers need to know!!!

 

[bookjones]

Style corespondent Jako reporting for duty. May I also suggest that I also be sex toy/intercourse adviser?

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha! Ahahahahahahaha!

 

[bri]

Style corespondent Jako reporting for duty. May I also suggest that I also be sex toy/intercourse adviser?

Hmmmmmmmm Where have I heard that idea before?

 

[MassHavoc]

Dear Ymono,



What is the most superior letter in the alphabet? And Why...



Love always,

Alpha Dog

 

[supraman]

Dear Ymono,

Is it just me or is bookie getting crazier by the day.