Dearest Mule

[jakobeast]

Jako! No suicide pacts in my thread!



And no one is taking style tips from Supra. Even if he is doing his best Sly impression.

I didn't say I would do it with her.



I would hope that you are in her will, as so you can get all dem shoes.

 

[bookjones]

Could you please?

This is rich humor coming from some hairy douchebag who runs deficit style points in life. STFU moron.

 

[bookjones]

I didn't say I would do it with her.



I would hope that you are in her will, as so you can get all dem shoes.

Any chick who wears a 9 - 9.5 is free to make their case with me as no provisions have been made to-date. My besties would naturally love them all but unfortunately for them as they often bemoan, their feet are bigger. Those heifers have boats so their loss!

 

[jakobeast]

Any chick who wears a 9 - 9.5 is free to make their case with me as no provisions have been made to-date. My besties would naturally love them all but unfortunately for them as they often bemoan, their feet are bigger. Those heifers have boats so their loss!

I would like to throw my hat into that ring. I would love your shoes were to shuffle loose that pesky mortal coil to early and too soon.



I will also require some wet wipes or some other moist cleaning towelette.

 

[jakobeast]

This is rich humor coming from some hairy douchebag who runs deficit style points in life. STFU moron.

Wait, I have style points? Cool.

 

[bookjones]

Wait, I have style points? Cool.

Hardly.





Maybe. . .maybe at a Furries convention. . .and even that's pushing your luck.

 

[jakobeast]

Hardly.





Maybe. . .maybe at a Furries convention. . .and even that's pushing your luck.

No takesies backsies, besties. You said I have negative style points, ergo, I have style points.



Suck it!

 

[bookjones]

No takesies backsies, besties. You said I have negative style points, ergo, I have style points.



Suck it!

Having a deficit = NOT having, as in having a lack of you dumb-dumb.



Yeah so, . .ummm. . .good luck on that whole job hunt thingy. You're gonna need it.

 

[jakobeast]

Having a deficit = NOT having, as in having a lack of you dumb-dumb.



Yeah so, . .ummm. . .good luck on that whole job hunt thingy. You're gonna need it.

Negative points is still a measurement of points. Now who is the stupid hooker with a penis?

 

[bookjones]

Negative points is still a measurement of points. Now who is the stupid hooker with a penis?

Yeah, keep trying to "spin" it dummy. You're semantics stretching---and furthermore are stretching to prove the point you are indeed a #FAIL. Why don't you go play with your guitars or something and leave smokin' shoe-having people alone fucktard.

 

[The Mule]

Any chick who wears a 9 - 9.5 is free to make their case with me as no provisions have been made to-date. My besties would naturally love them all but unfortunately for them as they often bemoan, their feet are bigger. Those heifers have boats so their loss!

So, I guess I'm out of luck too. Not that I want you to perish so I can enjoy your vast shoe treasure. My feets are 7.5-8. My besties also have larger feet than me and therefore I never get shoe benefits. So lame.

 

[jakobeast]

Yeah, keep trying to "spin" it dummy. You're semantics stretching---and furthermore are stretching to prove the point you are indeed a #FAIL. Why don't you go play with your guitars or something and leave smokin' shoe-having people alone fucktard.

I can't wait to watch you through your window.

 

[bookjones]

So, I guess I'm out of luck too. Not that I want you to perish so I can enjoy your vast shoe treasure. My feets are 7.5-8. My besties also have larger feet than me and therefore I never get shoe benefits. So lame.

Your only chance---and I already know it's one you don't want to entertain---is of course that natural scourge on shoe size---pregnancy.

So many women never go back to their pre-pregnancy shoe sizes---frankly, the waste is almost too horrific for me to even imagine.

 

[Ymono37]

Maybe. . .maybe at a Furries convention. . .and even that's pushing your luck.

Oh he's not allowed at those anymore... there was an "incident."

 

[bookjones]

Oh he's not allowed at those anymore... there was an "incident."

Figures.

 

[jakobeast]

Yiffing is not frowned upon in that group.

 

[MassHavoc]

Dear Most Eloquent Prose of Haiku,



If you had a penis, what would you name it. And would you make it a theme with the boys.



My sincerest love forever,

Boom Stick.

 

[Ymono37]

Yiffing is not frowned upon in that group.

No, they were all about the yiffing... it was the whole setting of the costumes on fire while folks were still in them that I think they got upset with you for. The offers to piss on them to put out said fires, was just gravy on the potatoes.

 

[supraman]

Hypothetically, if you were my style judge, jury, and executioner I highly suspect that I'd just be better off buying and donning some waders, walking over to Foster Ave. beach, and flinging myself in the Lake.

Well as your judge jury executioner....just be naked.

Jako! No suicide pacts in my thread!



And no one is taking style tips from Supra. Even if he is doing his best Sly impression.

Quiet canadian, no one listens to you anyway

 

[The Mule]

Quiet canadian, no one listens to you anyway

I am a loud Canadian.



And I have my own thread!