Dearest Mule

[The Mule]

I can't see it at work but I'm sure I would look lovely.





A jet skirt is a skirt so high you can see the cockpit.



All I'm saying mule if you wore that dress and went to pick up a canadian quarter, everyone behind you would get the show.

I've never heard this, but it's an awesome term and I will use it from now on.



I already accidentally flashed some dudes this week while carrying groceries up a hill and the bags made my skirt ride up. I am so cool.

 

[Ymono37]

I've never heard this, but it's an awesome term and I will use it from now on.



I already accidentally flashed some dudes this week while carrying groceries up a hill and the bags made my skirt ride up. I am so cool.

A cousin of the "turtle shorts" - shorts so high, you can see her snapper.

 

[supraman]

I've never heard this, but it's an awesome term and I will use it from now on.



I already accidentally flashed some dudes this week while carrying groceries up a hill and the bags made my skirt ride up. I am so cool.

Can you flash me?

 

[bookjones]

I totally get it. You want to look like a lady at the opera. Something more like this this ornate mullet:



https://marketplace....k-White/1521825

That dress is 101% hardcore Miss Venezuela beauty pageant loveliness. This is what Kimora means by fabulosity!

 

[whiteevo]

Can you flash me?

he's the king of e-poon, but fails miserably in actual poon-getting.

 

[bookjones]

he's the king of e-poon, but fails miserably in actual poon-getting.

IKR? Thus his shooting down of a potential cyber love match (as long as he feeds her it sounded like) with Shade recently was a real head-scratcher.

 

[Tater]

he's the king of e-poon, but fails miserably in actual poon-getting.

.....but at least they can still share clothes.

 

[whiteevo]

.....but at least they can still share clothes.

***** tits are always good for a chuckle.

 

[Tater]

***** tits are always good for a chuckle.

Yep, can't go wrong there.

 

[bookjones]

***** tits are always good for a chuckle.

And that's why your ass has 1.5 babies cooked up as it is.

 

[Tater]

And that's why your ass has 1.5 babies cooked up as it is.

 

[supraman]

That dress is 101% hardcore Miss Venezuela beauty pageant loveliness. This is what Kimora means by fabulosity!

Way too flambouyant for me I like simple and stylish

 

[bookjones]

Way too flambouyant for me I like simple and stylish

Goddamnit---you and your fucking steadfast resistance to FLAIR!

 

[supraman]

Goddamnit---you and your fucking steadfast resistance to FLAIR!

you call it flair, I call it attention whore

 

[bookjones]

you call it flair, I call it attention whore

I call bullshit! Remember no truer words: "The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."

 

[supraman]

I call bullshit! Remember no truer words: "The only thing that separates us from the animals is our ability to accessorize."

Animals accessorize. Lions got their flys on their faces. Polar bears cover their faces in blood. Elephants cover themselves in mud.

 

[Tater]

 

[bookjones]

Animals accessorize. Lions got their flys on their faces. Polar bears cover their faces in blood. Elephants cover themselves in mud.

LIES! Fauna lies are the worst kind of lies. . .shame on you.



If you think those are examples of accessorizing you and your Plain Jane lovin' ways are more tragically dire than previously suspected!

 

[bookjones]

Oh, so your big contribution or should I say observation here is that women have turnable knobs? Genius!



D'uh.

 

[supraman]

LIES! Fauna lies are the worst kind of lies. . .shame on you.



If you think those are examples of accessorizing you and your Plain Jane lovin' ways are more tragically dire than previously suspected!

I am just a simple man who likes simple things