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Well, in my defense my wife is working 7 days a week and I have to do a lot of that stuff now.
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Well, in my defense my wife is working 7 days a week and I have to do a lot of that stuff now.
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Hah!
Like I have had any "man-cards" for ages!
If liking customizable Batman Chuck Taylor's makes me less of a man, then I guess I'll be less of a man.
Also Mass... with your one design, I think "Rise" minus the "s" would be cooler. Closer to the promo posters...
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Bookie, those shoes are hideous. I would gladly sploo on them to hopefully ruin them.
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Awwwww. . .Jako. I'm gonna run that through the handy-dandy "Jako Bullshit Translator 3000" and take that to mean you just haven't learn to love them yet like I do. That pic was was from the heart and was so frought with contemplative symbolism too! All thoise pointy toes forming and pointing towards a hole. Sighs. It's okay that it all just goes over your head mongrel----I am sure it's a terrible shock to your system to be confronted with so much quality ladies footwear. All that Italian craftsmanship! All that great smelling leather! We'll just keep working at it until you are conditioned to not be so frightened by smokin' shoes mmmkay?
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I am sure boxjones is busy at the LitFest. She goesw there to look at pictures.
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I did hit up Printer's Row Lit Fest for a few hours! Because you are so right, there is nothing bookish sorts, bibliophiles, and voracious readers love more than looking at the pretty, pretty precious pictures and wishing they had some crayons and paper to try to also make pretty pictures.
Admittedly though, Saturday had the much better lineup of authors but you know how it is. . .White Sox game tix came up and all. Priorities damnit!
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DONE!
Thanks to some place called Rogan's Shoes. It became apparent to me that while I can find these bad boys marked down to $25 at many places incl. Famous Footwear that holding out for cheaper while still expecting my sz to remain in stock in Blk was too dicey a proposition. Sometimes you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em as Kenny would say. This time next weekend I shall be traisping around town in these adorable babies thanks to you losers throwing down some fucked up gauntlet of your own delusional making and bringing them to the forefront of my shoes thoughts the other day.
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Dearest Mule:
In your professional advice mongering opinion do you think it's emotionally and/or mentally healthy for a person to be so overwhelmingly pleased with a new pair of shoes once they are delivered that it brings tears of joy to their eyes? My layman's hunch says it's not the ideal human response to something as trivial as a pair of shoes but the estrogen-coursing-through-my-veins part of me says it feels so right.
In your professional advice mongering opinion do you think it's emotionally and/or mentally healthy for a person to be so overwhelmingly pleased with a new pair of shoes once they are delivered that it brings tears of joy to their eyes? My layman's hunch says it's not the ideal human response to something as trivial as a pair of shoes but the estrogen-coursing-through-my-veins part of me says it feels so right.
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Dearest Brought To Tears By Shoes,
No. It might seem eccentric, it might seem over-the-top, it might seem emotionally unstable, and yet everyone has their thing. That thing that brings them joy, even a ridiculous, indulgent, materialistic joy. A shoe is a work of art to a shoe lover, something beautiful and special and worth a few elated tears. As long as you're still experiencing other emotional responses to things in your life I'd say you're fine. However, if shoes are the only emotional outlet you're working with then you're probably screwed.
Shoe Lovingly Yours,
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Since this is my own thread I'm just going to assume I can post whatever I want. Like this dress that is red and super short and has some kind of bult-in-bra situation and glows in the dark and I want it!
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=24632812
http://www.urbanoutfitters.com/urban/catalog/productdetail.jsp?id=24632812
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What happens if a girl (or Supra) with large breasts wants to wear this?
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Dearest Curious About Cup-size,
A girl, or Supra would just buy a bigger size, the size that fits. The one shown on the model is most likely the smallest size available. Fabric stretches. I've had men ask me about women's shirt sizing as though there is some kind of special "breast area" in a shirt. This is not the case. There is no "breast pouch." This particular dress could be tricky, but I suppose the advantage would be more cleavage for Supra to show off. And if it doesn't fit, there are other options out there for a gal. Or Supra.
Mammarily Yours,
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$20 USD? I better hear about you buying this shit if you're really enamored of it!
I'll assume this is rhetorical since your common sense seems to be shining through in tone. Boy, look at those fucking spaghetti straps! UN-POSSIBLE! with the big titties. . .well unless you don't mind looking like a tragic fashion hotass mess I guess.
They are shit out of luck. True chestiness makes it very difficult to just be able to throw on any ole little dress all carefree like a summer breeze. Even in the largest sizes manufacturers still expect the measurements for those larger sizes to fall within certain ranges.
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While I was being slightly sarcastic in my question - Muley did bring up a good point that the sizing of women's clothing is a straight-up mystery for most heterosexual men.
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While I was being slightly sarcastic in my question - Muley did bring up a good point that the sizing of women's clothing is a straight-up mystery for most heterosexual men.
And that is why The Mule is here---to educate and illuminate you on all the questions you have about the mercurial ways of the womenfolk.
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I so would not wear that dress. I don't like it and the underwire look just kills it. I'm more of a black evening gown and black gloves kinda guy. I like to look sophisticated when I dress like a woman.
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Also that dress is like a jet skirt
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I totally get it. You want to look like a lady at the opera. Something more like this this ornate mullet:
https://marketplace.secondlife.com/p/Evening-Gown-ORIANE-Black-White/1521825
What is a jet skirt?
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I can't see it at work but I'm sure I would look lovely.
A jet skirt is a skirt so high you can see the cockpit.
All I'm saying mule if you wore that dress and went to pick up a canadian quarter, everyone behind you would get the show.