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You should TOTES join one of those religious sects/cults out West where you can have sister-wives! So on the one hand lots of sexy times but as an added bonus where said sister-wives have been condemned to a life of long braid-wearing as well as shapeless and sack-like plain long skirt/long dress wearing that they have delusionally convinced themselves is fashion! Win-win for you simple man.
 

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Inquiring minds want to know. Did you get the insanely sale priced UO glow-in-the-dark dress for your jaunt to SEA? And if so, did you get the nautical print or the lighter tropical print with the crazy big pineapples?





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Dearest Mule:



Inquiring minds want to know. Did you get the insanely sale priced UO glow-in-the-dark dress for your jaunt to SEA? And if so, did you get the nautical print or the lighter tropical print with the crazy big pineapples?





Sincerely,



Closet Nosy in Chicago



Dearest Nosy,



Sadly, I did not find the dress in SEA or VAN. However, I did purchase other lovely items, including some leopard print shorts, a romper with birds on it, and a lovely blue and cream dress with burnt orange bits that has a slight cut-out at the back and the most important element of any dress: pockets. And yes, it came from the always klassy Forever 21. The photo online doesn't make it look as flattering as it is: http://www.forever21.com/Product/Product.aspx?BR=f21&Category=dress&ProductID=2000043660&VariantID=



And i got me some grey, canvas, Sperry Topsiders. And lots of books and cheese. Yes, cheese. And we smuggled some Pop Its because we never have fun things that explode (tiny explosions even, like these) in Canada. Not that I endorse blowing things up, because I don't.



Yours in Shopping,



Mule
 

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You should TOTES join one of those religious sects/cults out West where you can have sister-wives! So on the one hand lots of sexy times but as an added bonus where said sister-wives have been condemned to a life of long braid-wearing as well as shapeless and sack-like plain long skirt/long dress wearing that they have delusionally convinced themselves is fashion! Win-win for you simple man.



I said simple not fucking Special person.
 

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I said simple not fucking Special person.



God, you're worse than a proverbial stereotypical broad in your nitpickiness. **** it. I am done here trying to get you on board with FLAIR! I can't help those who don't want to be helped.
 

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Dearest Nosy,



Sadly, I did not find the dress in SEA or VAN. However, I did purchase other lovely items, including some leopard print shorts, a romper with birds on it, and a lovely blue and cream dress with burnt orange bits that has a slight cut-out at the back and the most important element of any dress: pockets. And yes, it came from the always klassy Forever 21. The photo online doesn't make it look as flattering as it is: http://www.forever21...3660&VariantID=



And i got me some grey, canvas, Sperry Topsiders. And lots of books and cheese. Yes, cheese. And we smuggled some Pop Its because we never have fun things that explode (tiny explosions even, like these) in Canada. Not that I endorse blowing things up, because I don't.



Yours in Shopping,



Mule



Holy shopping times Batman! Wow. This response is much more than I could have hoped for---you killed it on the summer sale tip! Nicely played. These leopard shorts intrigue me---not because I could pull them off but because in general I am partial to animal prints. Leopard looks SO DAMN good with red! Also, this romper resurgence does seem like it would be right in your fashion wheelhouse. I associate rompers in my fashion mind with the 40's---everything from the 40's is pretty much par for the course classic, timeless, and translatable IMO. While you may not have gotten your $20 UO dress the Forever Klassy 21 dress for $22 is a great bargain too. If you can pull off those Zoey D. lengths, cuts, and rock the girly dresses I say more power to you sister!!!
 

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God, you're worse than a proverbial stereotypical broad in your nitpickiness. **** it. I am done here trying to get you on board with FLAIR! I can't help those who don't want to be helped.



Why is it wrong to like a woman in the little black dress. Why is it wrong to like a chick rocking some plain heels? What is wrong with not liking things that are just too damn flashy?
 

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Why is it wrong to like a woman in the little black dress. Why is it wrong to like a chick rocking some plain heels? What is wrong with not liking things that are just too damn flashy?



Supra, honey, it's no more wrong than to rock a pair of leopard print shorts.
 

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Why is it wrong to like a woman in the little black dress. Why is it wrong to like a chick rocking some plain heels? What is wrong with not liking things that are just too damn flashy?



There is ZERO wrong with it from a basic humanistic POV. I'm a whatever floats your boat and all that jazz person. However you bet your sweet fucking ass I am going to give you shit and make general yuk-yuks about it when you equate FLAIR! or flashiness with whoredom, cries for attention, and the like. Fair is fair.
 

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There is ZERO wrong with it from a basic humanistic POV. I'm a whatever floats your boat and all that jazz person. However you bet your sweet fucking ass I am going to give you shit and make general yuk-yuks about it when you equate FLAIR! or flashiness with whoredom, cries for attention, and the like. Fair is fair.



Still is attention whoring.
 

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Still is attention whoring.



Why you gotta hate on whores and sluts or people who dress like them, when clearly they are a good source of getting laid and also in general making the world a more well-rounded, sassy place?



As an attention-whore, I consider this a compliment!
 

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Hypothetically, if you were my style judge, jury, and executioner I highly suspect that I'd just be better off buying and donning some waders, walking over to Foster Ave. beach, and flinging myself in the Lake.
 

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Hypothetically, if you were my style judge, jury, and executioner I highly suspect that I'd just be better off buying and donning some waders, walking over to Foster Ave. beach, and flinging myself in the Lake.



Could you please?
 

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