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I can't stand the fucking semis that insist on passing each other when they are going a quarter mph faster than the one in front. And it takes them 10 fucking minutes in the left lane, backing up traffic, before they get the **** back over.
 

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It is better than guy who's so close you could cut your lights out and drive on his.

Hate tailgating for same reason as I hate DUI, both are playing with my safety.

Alright I have to present this story cause of your comment lol.

So when I was in college I had a shitty 1999 Pontiac Grand Am.

I was home from college for the summer and went out by my sister's house for a family party. I left a bit earlier than my mom and other sister who had drove separately. My sister's home was like 25 mins from my mom's house.

I am on my way back home and all of a sudden my lights start dimming in the car.... the headlights die out..... so I pull in to an empty parking lot near an office building. A minute later my car dies..... I called my dad and he says my battery is probably dead, have someone jump you.

So on their way home my mom and sister stop at the parking lot to jump me. We let it charge for 5 mins and then jump it.

Car fires up fine and all the lights are on, I think I am good.

So we pull off with my mom/sister following me and in a few mins the lights are dimming again and my headlights go out, so I pull in to another parking lot. I try to explain to my mom/sister we need to charge the battery for like 15 mins cause my alternator must be shot meaning all I am getting in driving time is the amount of time we charge it. They don't believe me and want to leave it there. I get them to let me charge it for like 8 mins and they think, in their expert opinions, that it must be fine now.

So we pull off again with my mom following me.... now we are going west on 131st street by forest preserve area so there aint any streetlights for much of the drive till we get to Bell road where we will turn and that road has lights.

About 8 mins in to the drive my lights dim and my headlights go out.... if I stop I know they are gonna make me abandon my damned car on the side of the road and its likely going to get towed (I told them that and they said, in their expert opinions "No.... im sure it wont") so I just keep driving and my mom pulls up and tailgates me so her headlights are guiding me.

Now we are flying down 131st street.... its a 45mph road out there.

I realize there is a Cop sitting, lights off, on the shoulder up ahead and I figure I am screwed.... he is gonna pull me over for this and at best I am gonna have to leave the car out there to get towed.

So we fly by him and I keep driving at the 45 mph speed limit and wait to see the damned Cop lights come on.... nothing..... so I keep going.

We make it to Bell and we have some light now so she doesn't need to tailgate me.... but I have people flashing their lights at me and shit.

I make it back to the house I get halfway up the driveway and the car dies and I roll it in to my spot steering it manually.

Lmao the Cop evidently didn't notice my fucked up stealth driving operation or he musta thought "Same shit.... again.... **** it, have fun."

For the car gurus.... yes the alternator was fucked, the battery was fucked because of that, and I had to get both replaced.
 

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I can't stand the fucking semis that insist on passing each other when they are going a quarter mph faster than the one in front. And it takes them 10 fucking minutes in the left lane, backing up traffic, before they get the **** back over.

That's pretty much I65 all day every day through Indiana.
 

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I can't stand the fucking semis that insist on passing each other when they are going a quarter mph faster than the one in front. And it takes them 10 fucking minutes in the left lane, backing up traffic, before they get the **** back over.

Dis shit.... idk how many times I have flown by one of those twats and flipped them the bird....
 

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Dis shit.... idk how many times I have flown by one of those twats and flipped them the bird....

I've contemplated getting a tugboat horn installed in my honda to deal with those guys, as well as the fucktards who hog the passing lane with the "I'm going the speed limit, why should anybody else be passing me" mentality.
 
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This is the 4th time I've been pulled over in my last 8 days of work. The speeding warning, one because my headlight was out and they were looking for impaired drivers (warning), a speeding ticket 3 days ago in a speed trap between i-55 and i-294, and tonight. That other speeding ticket pissed me off because it drops from 55 to 45 and I was doing 60 because I'm thinking it's 55. I looked today for speed limit signs and they're hidden behind shrubbery and shit. Not to mention I wasn't going any faster than anyone else. I'm pretty sure the Indiana plates and bright white car with black tints and LEDs don't help.

The only thing I can think is somebody got a DUI in your vehicle. When that happens the Plate # goes in system and they will pull you over for everything and anything.

If I was you, I would go to court and take it to a jury. Don't pay nothing....no jury will convict you for that. I want that fucking cop to testify and have to answer your Public defenders questions. Don't pay a lawyer, just ask for one. And then tell them you want to fight it...watch how fast that shit gets dropped. It actually costs the state money to hold a jury trial, they don't want that.

Everyone will be pissed at that cop for wasting their time. "yes sir....he was driving in the left lane going the speed limit for at least 10 seconds"...."so thats the law? 10 second? or how long?" 5 seconds? or he was in the left lane for 60 seconds?"

I mean just drag that fucking trial into minutia from minutia
 

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oh...I just read the Indiana part....yeah your fucked. Thats why you got pulled over all 4 times. If you have Illinois plates in Wisconsin, or Indiana the same happens.

Its just what this world has come to. All cheating each other and making things shitty.
 

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fucking semis need to just go the same fucking speed on the highway.
 

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fucking semis need to just go the same fucking speed on the highway. They should be banned from passing on the left on a 2 lane road.
 

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He can command you to show your hands before he is next to the window for an easy shot. Think about it. Wouldn't you want to be able to see what's going on in the car if you were a cop? I do think your ticket was bullshit.

mine didn't do this last ticket he kept a spotlight in my face the entire time about burning my fuckin eyes out saying it was for his protection. when I said u just pulled me over last week and u have my information and know u don't have Jessie james here I was told to be quiet. so I got to set there for 25 minutes with a spotlight in my fucking eyes while he got 2 points for my licence even though there was a car in front and a car behind me doing the same speed
 

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The cops where you live suck or don't like you.

it some serious horseshit I assure u. not just that but thanks too the 2 tickets inside a month my fuckin insurance went up almost 200 a month too say the wife wasn't pleased is an understatement this asshat has it in for me I don't even drive through the town anymore **** that ill take the backroad around
 

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it some serious horseshit I assure u. not just that but thanks too the 2 tickets inside a month my fuckin insurance went up almost 200 a month too say the wife wasn't pleased is an understatement this asshat has it in for me I don't even drive through the town anymore **** that ill take the backroad around

you should **** his gf.
 

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lol yer right but I bet shes a fat ugly fucktroll who makes his life miserable that's why hes such a choad and hates on me
 

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lol yer right but I bet shes a fat ugly fucktroll who makes his life miserable that's why hes such a choad and hates on me

maybe if she got a good dickin' she'd be nicer to him and then he'd stop being a prick to you. #healing
 

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my luck he goes home from work and has too listen to how much better this guy named hbk fucked her in hs all evening then hits his squadcar and searches for me all day every day
 

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How about that section of I94 in Indiana where the speed limit is 55 or some shit and EVERYBODY goes over 65. I never understood that shit.

we were on that stretch coming back from ohio during one of the blizzards this winter and one of the plow trucks literally almost ran us off the road
 

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fucking semis need to just go the same fucking speed on the highway. They should be banned from passing on the left on a 2 lane road.

Shit man, my drive to work sucks. Some of them swerve in and out of lanes like they're fucking race cars.
 

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my wife got a ticket for driving under the speed limit on approach to a tollbooth in oklahoma. pretty sure they pulled her over because she had slanty eyes. I would call it discrimination against a model minority, but oklahomans just don't like anyone who isn't related to them.

That's a pretty clever way to describe someone who's not black or hispanic. I thought I'd heard it all...
 

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