Fat People On Planes

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I'm not talking about someone with a beer gut. I'm talking FAAAAAAAAAAAT.

Should they have to purchase their own row and sit in the middle seat with the arm rests up?

No offense to fatasses but I don't need lard rolls touching my arm on a flight while I'm trying to listen to Neil Diamond in my headphones.
 

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Fat people aren't the problems on planes, babies are. Who the hell takes a fucking baby on a plane? Not really fair to the rest if the plane to force us to listen to your screaming, crying kid.
 

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Another thread where you show the board how poor you are? Shame grim.

Fly first class. Lard rolls don't seem to bother me.
 

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Fat people aren't the problems on planes, babies are. Who the hell takes a fucking baby on a plane? Not really fair to the rest if the plane to force us to listen to your screaming, crying kid.

Maybe those people don't want to travel by car or train, and aren't afraid of sitting next to your fatass?
 

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Fat people aren't the problems on planes, babies are. Who the hell takes a fucking baby on a plane? Not really fair to the rest if the plane to force us to listen to your screaming, crying kid.

People taking a newborn to see relatives, that's who.

The only time that kids bother me on a plane is when they are a little older and are being little brats and their parents aren't disciplining them. Newborns get a pass because they can't do anything about what's happening to them
 

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People taking a newborn to see relatives, that's who.

The only time that kids bother me on a plane is when they are a little older and are being little brats and their parents aren't disciplining them. Newborns get a pass because they can't do anything about what's happening to them

Yeah they're annoying to.
 

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Why are you following me every where I post?

I'm not. I'm responding to your ignorant comment I read within a thread I clicked on. I simply disagree with your perspective.
 

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I'm not. I'm responding to your ignorant comment I read within a thread I clicked on. I simply disagree with your perspective.

Really? I find it funny that whenever I've posted something you are there within seconds to rip it apart.
 

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Really? I find it funny that whenever I've posted something you are there within seconds to rip it apart.

It was the same for me, man.

I just learned to be a better poster despite SunBiz and HHM. They are nothing but trouble.
 

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Man wasn't meant to fly. Fat men were def not meant to fly.

Gravity says so.
 

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in all honesty I like sitting next to the fat ones on planes. I feel secure knowing that I have the best floating device next to me incase that plane takes a dip into the ocean.
 

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It was the same for me, man.

I just learned to be a better poster despite SunBiz and HHM. They are nothing but trouble.

Is this supposed to be a thread or a poem?
 

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Fat people aren't the problems on planes, babies are. Who the hell takes a fucking baby on a plane? Not really fair to the rest if the plane to force us to listen to your screaming, crying kid.

People with babies that need to fly somewhere?
 

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The fat people should be dispersed on different parts of the plane. Otherwise, something like this can happen if they all congregate in the back:

TippedJet.jpg
 

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