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I'd sit next to a fat guy if my choices were between him and a towelhead. :dunno:
Fat People On Planes
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ill take sitting by the towel head at least if he attempts to hijack the plane ill be in position to attempt to save myself by tearing his throat out by way of his asshole
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So your first reaction would be to shove your hand up his ass?
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its really the only way to stop terrorism u have to fist their assholes
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You obviously don't have kids. Sometimes there is no way around it.
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Whoa, racist. I didn't say anything about terrorists. I just don't like the way they smell..
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Sitting next to a smelly person is the worst. I sat next to one, luckily it was only a 1 hour flight, but the guy had the worst BO, it felt like I held my breath the entire flight.
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I love you.
The reason why is because you and a few others I can rely on to be on this board consistently. I someitmes think maybe you have zero friends outside of a few guys you know a message board, but it makes me feel that much better bout watching you operate online.
You Cago, IJPH, TJ and the others.. Truly, I love you guys.
The day can be shit, and I always know I can count on you fellas for being on this board.
****. EDIT: Banned!!
LOL nonetheless, knowing you, you are surely reading this thread.
I will miss you knowing that I can count on you and the usual to get me through a day. Never am far from you guys when I come on here.
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Join the club
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Fat fucks should be made to walk everywhere they go.
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Even overseas?
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Yes.
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Why the **** not, this MB puts up with your ***** whining.
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So you're essentially wishing death by drowning on fat people. Real nice Urblack
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Don't they float?
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I should have known I'd get torn apart for this.
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Coming from an Unannouncedfart . HAHA
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and your dog needs head reduction surgery. There, I said it