If you haven't moved on to the Golden Dragon Sriracha you are entirely mostly brane dead.
Also, literally for the FTR it is so much easier to let the rain water your own plants so you can make your own completely real red hot sauce directly from your own garden. I am JS saying you know ifykyk. Amirite?!
P.S.
10 Habaneros (topped)
10 Red Jalapenos (topped)
3 Blanched and peeled medium to large red heirloom tomatoes
1 Blanched and peeled yellow heirloom tomato
10 Cloves peeled garlic boiled for 5 minutes in the tomato water
.25 Raw yellow onion
1 Tbsp smoked sea salt
3 good cranks of coarse ground pepper
2 shakes of decent smoked paprika (not necessary unless you do not have access to smoked sea salt)
Edited: To add a squeeze of lime. Dont forget to add a squeeze of lime like I did to my original post. A hit of acid really finishes it off....
Hit it hard AF in the Cuisinart (fancy blender) for a couple of minutes while adding a couple teaspoons of avocado oil.....
@DC
@everyone
Thank me later.
Enjoy the burn.