Favorite Sitcoms?

[Shawon0Meter]

Seinfeld, Family Guy, Married With Children, Roseanne, Home Improvement, King Of Queens, Boy Meets World, The Simpsons

 

[malcore]

Reported.

 

[SilenceS]

Frasier was horrible!

Mine was Seinfeld, Scrubs, Boy Meets World, Full House, Saved by the Bell, Simpsons, South Park, MArtin, Fresh PRince of Bell Air, and im sure I am missing some.

Also, old school Nickelodeon was the shit! Its trash today.

 

[Capt. Serious]

King of Queens
Home Improvement
Everybody Loves Raymond
Seinfeld
Full House
Fresh Prince of Bel Air
George Lopez (TV show not his comedy)

 

[Mitchapalooza]

Seinfeld is another great one. Also Saved by the Bell.

 

[BringBackDitka54]

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[ijustposthere]

All seriousness.

Seinfeld, The Simpsons, It's Always Sunny, The League, Married With Children. Those are the only ones that pop in my mind that I can watch over and over. Actually, South Park and Workaholics are pretty fucking funny too.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

King of Queens is good. They had a really good cast. Patton Oswalt is very underrated, imo.

 

[JosMin]

Parks and Rec, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Workaholics and Seinfeld. If we're including cartoons, Aqua Teen is firmly at the top of my list.

 

[brett05]

Cheers - Norm Peterson Quotes:

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Norm_Peterson

In chronological order (straight from the actual TV show):

No Help Wanted:

Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm
Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.

Coach: How about a beer, Norm?
Norm: Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life

Fortune and Men's Weights:

Coach: How's a beer sound, Norm?
Norm: I dunno. I usually finish them before they get a word in.

Coach: What's up, Norm?
Norm: Corners of my mouth, Coach.?

Snow Job:

Coach: What's shaking, Norm?
Norm: All four cheeks and a couple of chins, Coach.

Coach: Beer, Normie?
Norm: Uh, Coach, I dunno, I had one this week. Eh, why not, I'm still
young.

Norman's Conquest:

Coach: Normie, Normie, could this be Vera?
Norm: With a lot of expensive surgery, maybe.

I'll Be Seeing You (Part 2)

Coach: What's up, Normie?
Norm: The temperature under my collar, Coach.

Diane Meets Mom:

Coach: What would you say to a nice beer, Normie?
Norm: Going down?

Coach: What's up, Norm?
Norm: Everything that's supposed to be.

The Heart is a Lonely Snipehunter:

Sam: What's new, Normie?
Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach.
They're demanding beer.

King of the Hill:

Coach: What'll it be, Normie?
Norm: Just the usual Coach. I'll have a froth of beer and a snorkel.

The Mail Goes to Jail:

Coach: What would you say to a beer, Normie?
Norm: Daddy wuvs you.

Behind Every Great Man:

Sam: What'd you like, Normie?
Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer.

The Executive's Executioner:

Sam: What will you have, Norm?
Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever
comes out of that tap.
Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm.
Norm: Call me Mister Lucky.

Birth, Death, Love and Rice:

Sam: What do you say, Norm?
Norm: Any cheap, tawdry thing that'll get me a beer.

Woody Goes Belly Up:

Sam: What do you say to a beer, Normie?
Norm: Hiya, sailor. New in town?

Diane's Nightmare:

Norm: -coming in from the rain- Evening, everybody.
All: Norm! (Norman!)
Sam: Still pouring, Norm?
Norm: That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing.

I'll Gladly Pay You Tuesday:

Sam: What's the good word, Norm?
Norm: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz.
Sam: Oh no, not the Hungry Heifer...
Norm: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Sam: One heartburn cocktail coming up.

Love Thy Neighbor:

Sam: Whaddya say, Norm?
Norm: Well, I never met a beer I didn't drink. And down it goes.

The Bar Stoolie:

Woody: What's your pleasure, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Boxer shorts and loose shoes. But I'll settle for a beer.

Tan 'n Wash:

Paul: Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.

Norm: Hey, everybody.
All: -silence; everybody is mad at Norm for being rich-
Norm: -carries on both sides of the conversation himself-
Norm! (Norman.)
How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson?
Rich and thirsty. Pour me a beer.

Home is the Sailor: -the bar is completely different, since Sam went

sailing around the world and sold the bar-

Norm: Hey, everybody.
Woody: Norm! -nobody else in the bar says anything-
Norm: That's it, I'm leaving.
Norm: -comes in, pretending to be Joe Average customer,
as part of operation Wayne Down the Dwain-
Customer: Norm!
Norm: -quietly- Not now!

Little Carla, Happy at Last, Part 2:

Woody: Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.

A Kiss is Still a Kiss:

Sam: How's life treating you?
Norm: It's not, Sammy, but you can!

Let Sleeping Drakes Lie:

Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A little early, isn't it Woody?
Woody: For a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.

Airport V:

Woody: What's the story, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery.
Let's cut to the happy ending.

Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back:

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.
Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm not here.

Don't Paint Your Chickens:

Sam: Beer, Norm?
Norm: Have I gotten that predictable? Good.

Call Me, Irresponsible

Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: A flashing sign in my gut that says, ``Insert beer here.

Feeble Attraction:

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?
Norm: Yep, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver, huh?

It's a Wonderful Wife:

Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Another layer for the winter, Wood.


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Q: Whatcha up to Norm? (said by Sam) A: My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

"How's it going, Mr. Peterson?" "Poor." "I'm sorry to hear that." "No, I mean pour."

"How's life treating you, Norm? "Like it caught me sleeping with its' wife."

"Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts."

"What's going down, Normie?" "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."

"How's life in the fast lane?" "Dunno, can't get on the on-ramp."

"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson." "Alright, but stop me at one.... make that one-thirty."

"How's it going Mr. Peterson?" "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody, and I'm wearing Milk-Bone underwear!"

"What's the story, Norm?" "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."

"How about a beer, Norm?" "That's that amber sudsy stuff, right? I've heard good things about it!"

"What's going on, Mr. Peterson?" "The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody."

"What's up, Normie?" "My nipples, it's freezing out there."

 

[Monk]

No Cosby's? I watch that show religiously.

 

[Mitchapalooza]

No Cosby's? I watch that show religiously.

Not a huge fan but I enjoyed it when it was on. Hes a real funny dude.

Wayans brothers is another one I liked

 

[Dogstar]

No Cosby's? I watch that show religiously.

Too syrupy...
(But still not half as bad as Full House.)

I pretty much gave up on sitcoms after Seinfeld, so most of my list is older:
Cheers
Wings
Night Court
Coach
Taxi
Newhart
One Day at a Time (Only because Valerie Bertinelli was my first celebrity crush)
The Dick van Dyke Show
Barney Miller
Sanford & Son
My Name Is Earl
... and when I get sick of the modern world... Andy Griffith

 

[ijustposthere]

No Cosby's? I watch that show religiously.

I thought it was too stupid. I can't believe I forgot Archer and Scrubs. Fresh Prince was awesome growing up too.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Too syrupy...
(But still not half as bad as Full House.)

I pretty much gave up on sitcoms after Seinfeld, so most of my list is older:
Cheers
Wings
Night Court
Coach
Taxi
Newhart
One Day at a Time (Only because Valerie Bertinelli was my first celebrity crush)
The Dick van Dyke Show
Barney Miller
Sanford & Son
My Name Is Earl
... and when I get sick of the modern world... Andy Griffith

Will you be my best friend?

 

[gpphat]

In no particular order, the ones no longer on the air:

Seinfeld
Arrested Development
The Office
Married with Children

Still airing:

Parks and Rec
Community
Modern Family
Brooklyn Nine Nine
How I Met Your Mother
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Curb Your Enthusiasm
The League

I feel sitcoms are shows that tend to be comedies that typically run about 30 minutes, I feel shows like Family Guy, Futurama, and Simpsons are not sitcoms but cartoons.

Other great shows that I don't consider sitcoms:

Breaking Bad
Lost
Breakout Kings
Prison Break (season 1 & 2)
Walking Dead
Orange is the New Black
Battlestar Galactica
Sopranos
Newsroom
24
White Collar

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Prison Break always, and still does actually, seemed like an amazing concept. I just didn't give it a shot. Might be next on netflix after I finish cheers.

 

[Monk]

Alf

I loved Alf.

 

[gpphat]

Prison Break always, and still does actually, seemed like an amazing concept. I just didn't give it a shot. Might be next on netflix after I finish cheers.

The first two seasons of Prison Break was great, after that it went downhill...it was still entertaining but no where near as good as the first 2 seasons. Breakout Kings is another good one to watch on netflix...it was only 2 seasons and it left you on a major cliffhanger. Heard there was a contract dispute between the main character and producers, so they didn't continue the show after the second season.

 

[Iwritecode]

I like a bunch that have already been mentioned:
Married With Children (#1 in my mind)
Rosanne
Home Improvement
Family Guy
Big Bang Theory
The George Lopez show
Futurama

A few that I haven't seen mentioned yet:
Sullivan and Son
Men at Work
The Goldbergs
Grounded for Life
Rules of Engagement
'Til Death
Still Standing

I liked Full House and Saved By the Bell when I was younger, but looking back now, they were really cheesy.

The Wonder Years was also one of my favorite shows but I don't think it counts as a sitcom.