Bros, I was going to the gym for my mid afternoon work out, after my morning and noon work out, but before my evening workout, alas my battery was dead. I decided to blow up a balloon and rub it on my flowing locks to create a static charge to jump my F750 SuperMegaDuty, but just as I got started, a chick with Barbie like measurements rolled up on a Harley and offered to treat me to dinner and a massage as long as I didn't mind hanging out with her Hooters coworkers at her condos hot tub. My life is just fuckin' awesome.
Things really have turned around since I decided to go with the Kangol instead of the nerd glasses. I thought about the nerd glasses but always really wanted the Kangol.