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God damnit people. Stop talking about poutine. I am too fucking hungry right now.
 

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Good point..were you ever tested?

Bearsbud, I'm not interested in doing this thing. I get that you don't like me and I get carried away sometimes when you say stupid shit. I'm sorry. It will be a better experience for you (and probably other posters) if you don't feel like following me around the board all the time. Same thing goes for Bear Pride. But if you guys wanna gang up on me that's cool too, I really don't mind and promise not to let my feelings get hurt. :)
 

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Bearsbud, I'm not interested in doing this thing. I get that you don't like me and I get carried away sometimes when you say stupid shit. I'm sorry. It will be a better experience for you (and probably other posters) if you don't feel like following me around the board all the time. Same thing goes for Bear Pride. But if you guys wanna gang up on me that's cool too, I really don't mind and promise not to let my feelings get hurt. :)


Yet you do it every chance ya get......And speaking of stupid shit...You back in the house yet or ya still sleeping in the garage?
 

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Yet you do it every chance ya get......And speaking of stupid shit...You back in the house yet or ya still sleeping in the garage?

Poor choice of words. tl;dr version: it's gonna get old, but i'm game.


Just do everyone a favor and stop whining about being some sort of victim of internet bullying and "intimidation" (lolwut) it's completely tit-for-tat.
 

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Poor choice of words. tl;dr version: it's gonna get old, but i'm game.


Just do everyone a favor and stop whining about being some sort of victim of internet bullying and "intimidation" (lolwut) it's completely tit-for-tat.

Only one whining was you




 

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also, i sleep in the garage still. :) you should come party with me, i got a tube amp in there and a sweet telecaster, a heavy bag and an a.m. radio.
 

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Bearsbud, I'm not interested in doing this thing. I get that you don't like me and I get carried away sometimes when you say stupid shit. I'm sorry. It will be a better experience for you (and probably other posters) if you don't feel like following me around the board all the time. Same thing goes for Bear Pride. But if you guys wanna gang up on me that's cool too, I really don't mind and promise not to let my feelings get hurt. :)
Can I still post with my buddy? HHM
 

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Bearsbud, I'm not interested in doing this thing. I get that you don't like me and I get carried away sometimes when you say stupid shit. I'm sorry. It will be a better experience for you (and probably other posters) if you don't feel like following me around the board all the time. Same thing goes for Bear Pride. But if you guys wanna gang up on me that's cool too, I really don't mind and promise not to let my feelings get hurt. :)


Can I still call you Marge? I say it with love
 

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Can I still call you Marge? I say it with love

I think thats just fantastic. And i stand by my post that if bb can convince everyone to call me large marge i will nuke my account.
 

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I think thats just fantastic. And i stand by my post that if bb can convince everyone to call me large marge i will nuke my account.


Dangit. I didn't see that post. I don't want your account nuked. I just like that movie.
 

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I just couldn't subject HHM's hair to such humiliation.
 

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Dangit. I didn't see that post. I don't want your account nuked. I just like that movie.

Love the the movie, dont see the relevance, think its funny though, still agree with malcore that 'punk ass *****' was the best one.

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1008 large marge
 

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I think thats just fantastic. And i stand by my post that if bb can convince everyone to call me large marge i will nuke my account.
I won't give you a nuke for that. Better av
 

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Speaking of punching women.....


A couple of months ago I met up with some of my motorcycle riding homies for a morning ride...Someone suggested we stop for some BBQ at this place we all like.

We get in line and right in front of us their is this really weird looking couple...
(Ole is gonna love this)

She
Had her head shaved, but not her legs
Wore a sun dress that showed her entire shoulders and arms covered in tats
Wore all this over the top African jewelry, yet was white
Had dirty feet

He
Was just as freaky, head shaved etc

So...They get up to the order counter right ahead of us, and WTF does she try to order in a BBQ joint? Veggie sammiches!

The order taker starts to grin and tells her that this is a BBQ place and there isnt a veggie in the house..She counters by saying that she knew it was a BBQ joint but thought they could whip up some veggie sammiches.

The cook says no..

All the while, my buddy, who is a giant..Like 6'6 280 lbs and is a gym rat. Is laughing out loud. This guy is built like nobody's business, and was wearing the typical Harley getup, a tight fitting black T-Shirt that showed every muscle he had. The women hears the laughing and turns to me ( as I was right behind her) and gives me the evil eye. I ignored her.. As she turns away, I turn to my buddy and give him the hand across the throat sign to STFU. Instead,he just laughs louder ( as I feared). Now she turns to me and says.." Dont laugh at me again"..I told her that it wasnt me laughing, and all I want to do is order my BBQ.

My Buddy, like the dick he is, then says to her.."I was the one laughing cause you and that creep youre with are 2 idiots for ordering veggie sammiches in a BBQ joint"

Now she is really pissed ..She walks back to him and starts to run her mouth. My buddy knows he has her goat, so he lays it on thick. ( the order taker is shitting his pants as is her BF)

She is now so mad that she hauls off to slap my pal. He grabs her hand in mid swing, and before she could blink he gives her a ***** slap that sent her sliding across the floor and landing on her ass..Everyone was like WTF!!! including me!. Her BF goes over to her, picks her up, and out the door they go. I was sure we were going to get tossed out, but instead the order taker takes our order. We should have left at that point. A few minutes later..Sure enough, here comes the cops with her in tow nursing a swolen half of her face..She points out my buddy. The cops ask him what happened, and he tells em


The cops say that she wants to press charges. My buddy says that he wants to press charges against her also. The cops go outside to tell her whats up. When she hears about her getting arrested also, she backs off and says she doesnt want to press charges anymore

I thought we were in the clear, but then the order taker jumps up and says he wants to press charges against both of them for disrupting the business, but the manager came over and overruled him

End result is nothing happened, but IMO, my pal was wrong..The guy is huge. Im 6'2 and he makes me look like a midget. Maybe Im old school, but even if she would have connected, I think he should have brushed it off and laughed at her. That woulda pissed her off even more

I feel like you tell these type of stories all the time. You should take up writing fiction.
 

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What does a Canadian know about Italian Gravy?


Thats like thinking some kid with a firecracker is a bomb expert


Are you an Italian? Or were your parents Italian and you're actually an American. If it's the ladder, couldn't someone ask what does some American know about sauce? I'm really not trying to instigate the sauce vs. gravy fight any further, but I feel like you are being overly harsh to Canadians.
 

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