GF/Wife says to Sleep on the couch

[MIKETOUHY]

If a girl tells you to sleep on the couch. Do you?

If you're paying the bills why should you?

Why are you even with her?

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Do you not get a long with her sister?

If he got a long with her sister, he would be sleeping in the yard.

 

[SERE Bear]

I have been married 21 years, never slept on the couch.