Girlfriends birthday this sunday..wants to go to a winery at noon.

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But if the entire weekend was open and she ONLY wanted to go at that VERY time of noon and got mad when he suggested another time... then it is a manipulative test.

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At least in the end we're all happy about what happened here. Words of encouragement have been spread and budding relationships have begun. I think to summarize, we can all agree the OP is a p&ssy and his gf cheated on him. The end.
 

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At least in the end we're all happy about what happened here. Words of encouragement have been spread and budding relationships have begun. I think to summarize, we can all agree the OP is a p&ssy and his gf cheated on him. The end.

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In my heathen mind I see this as a choice between drinking while you watch a bunch of people do little more than stand around for the better part of 3 hours, or drinking while you watch a bunch of people do little more stand around for the better part of 3 hours with your wife.
 

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Does watching the Bears game also give you head? Easy choice.
 

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Take her to the winery. If she drinks enough wine to get tipsy, she'll give up the ass, let you go atm, and she'll swallow your baby batter.

Also, I'm moving to Germany in December so with the seven hour time difference, games start at 7 and almost every place is closed on Sunday. Nothing interferes with footbaw out there.
 

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Just did a recap of all weddings I've booked/worked for the last few years (191 total)

87% Saturdays (more than 75% at night)
8% Friday
4% Sunday (most of these had no alcohol and were usually of ages 50+)
1% all other days
 

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LOL, is this thread fucking serious? Some guy wants advice on how to get out of going to a winery so he can watch a Bears/Lions 13-9 crapfest? Then a bunch of morons telling him to "be a man" and tell her no? For one, it isn't the playoffs. Two, both teams outright suck. Three, she isn't asking you to sit through an opera, a winery will be a good fucking time. You get drunk, then go back home and ****. Let her know you're missing the Bears game for her, if she knows how much you love to watch them, that will mean a lot to her. If the Bears game is that important to you, call off work sick on Saturday and take her then. If you don't want to do that either, go back to fucking your hand.
 
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You a DJ?

No but at a wedding for packers fans once(groom's cake was a packers logo), I snuck "Bear down Chicago Bears" on the playlist. Joke did not go over well. Also the couple got divorced within 2 years.

I'm currently done with catering, now a partner in a string of Irish bars in Atlanta and opening up my own place next month.
 

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Also, I've been to 5 weddings my life. All on a Saturday.
 

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At least in the end we're all happy about what happened here. Words of encouragement have been spread and budding relationships have begun. I think to summarize, we can all agree the OP is a p&ssy and his gf cheated on him. The end.

Lmao

Yes

Wait..I mean. No


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