Gonna beef up the home security

[Omeletpants]

Nothing will stop a determined Sunbiz

I'm betting Sunbiz be dead

 

[Ares]

I'm betting Sunbiz be dead

fisch will come for your anus then.

 

[Tater]

Get yourself a short barreled 12g pump shotgun and some 000 buckshot. A dog is a great idea too if possible.

 

[Ares]

Get yourself a short barreled 12g pump shotgun and some 000 buckshot. A dog is a great idea too if possible.

I want to be clear here, you don't intend him to get the shotgun and the dog and test the shotgun on the dog, correct?

You are talking to CCS here.

 

[nvanprooyen]

I want to be clear here, you don't intend him to get the shotgun and the dog and test the shotgun on the dog, correct?

You are talking to CCS here.

Instructions unclear. Dog dead.

 

[gpphat]

Grade 1 deadbolts with reinforced strike plates. Use the deadbolts. Many people just lock the knob because they don't want to take the 1 min to turn and lock the deadbolt. Make sure all the window locks work. If you have a sliding patio door check to see if it can be lifted out of the track. Good outside lighting. Big mean dog will serve as an alarm. Put some interior lights on timers to make it look like you're home. Never believed in alarms but if your police have a quick response time it won't hurt. If you live out in the country an alarm isn't much help. Security has been my business since 79.

You have nearly 40 years of experience and your suggestion is a deadbolt and double check your window locks?

I have been swimming since 84, my suggestion to any swimmer is to not breathe underwater and tread at a moderate pace....also wait 20-30 minutes after meals before swimming again.

 

[HeHateMe]

I want to be clear here, you don't intend him to get the shotgun and the dog and test the shotgun on the dog, correct?

You are talking to CCS here.

Yeah, especially since JimJohnson is back. Or was that Jack Lame?

 

[Ares]

Yeah, especially since JimJohnson is back. Or was that Jack Lame?

Jack Lamez posted the dead dog stuff

 

[Hawkeye OG]

You have nearly 40 years of experience and your suggestion is a deadbolt and double check your window locks?

I have been swimming since 84, my suggestion to any swimmer is to not breathe underwater and tread at a moderate pace....also wait 20-30 minutes after meals before swimming again.

Who knew home security was as simple as locking the door.

 

[Tater]

I want to be clear here, you don't intend him to get the shotgun and the dog and test the shotgun on the dog, correct? You are talking to CCS here.

Undecided. User discretion advised.

 

[Ares]

Who knew home security was as simple as locking the door.

To be fair to Urblock he is down in Chambana, probably consulting security for dumb **** college kids.

I went to U of I.... first year in our apartment, first week, one of my roommates opened our patio door that is 8 feet from the sidewalk all the way, then took his stuff and went to class for the rest of the day leaving our apartment wide open for anyone to walk in and steal shit until around 3pm when one of our other roommates got home.

Honestly, if you deal with that level of dumb, telling them to lock doors is pretty much on par.

 

[Novak]

OP, have you tried not living in the ghetto? Works literal wonders unless you like being poor and having other poor ppl steal your povertyvisions etc.

 

[Urblock]

You have nearly 40 years of experience and your suggestion is a deadbolt and double check your window locks?

I have been swimming since 84, my suggestion to any swimmer is to not breathe underwater and tread at a moderate pace....also wait 20-30 minutes after meals before swimming again.

Yes that's all I posted. Something wrong with you.

 

[Slim Cognito]

Yes that's all I posted. Something wrong with you.

Lmao I would literally break into your crumbling ass ****shack with ease. You don't know **** about security.

 

[gpphat]

Yes that's all I posted. Something wrong with you.

In my 15 years of working in the accounting industry my suggestion to any new accountant is to make sure the debits equal the credits.

#urblocklifelessons

 

[Ares]

Lmao I would literally break into your crumbling ass ****shack with ease. You don't know **** about security.

Calm down Slim, he not worth it homie.

 

[gpphat]

Protip, when cooking be sure the stove is on when sauteing vegetables.

#urblocklifelesson

 

[Urblock]

Something wrong with you.

 

[Enasic]

Well this thread went about as well as I thought. Going to lock my doors, get a 12 gauge, and not live in the ghetto. Thanks for the help

 

[Ares]

Well this thread went about as well as I thought. Going to lock my doors, get a 12 gauge, and not live in the ghetto. Thanks for the help

I also recommend wood spike traps... they keep hordes of zombies away in 7D2D I don't see how they wouldn't do the same for burglars IRL.