Gonna beef up the home security

[Warrior Spirit]

This thread is comedy gold. I'm especially gonna be looking out for that future #urblocklifelesson thread now. Can't wait.

And, yeah OP, save your money on all that excess shit and move out of the ghetto and into the suburbs where you don't even have to worry about if you remembered to lock your door or not.

 

[gpphat]

Something wrong with you.

before taking a shit, be sure to pull down both your pants and underpants, also once you finish pinching one off be sure to wipe using toilet paper.

#urblocklifelessons

 

[Enasic]

This thread is comedy gold. I'm especially gonna be looking out for that future #urblocklifelesson thread now. Can't wait.

And, yeah OP, save your money on all that excess shit and move out of the ghetto and into the suburbs where you don't even have to worry about if you remembered to lock your door or not.

I do live in the suburbs.

 

[Enasic]

And anyone who doesn’t lock their doors is fucking stupid...

 

[BearDen]

And anyone who doesn’t lock their doors is fucking stupid...

Thanks Urblock.

 

[Burque]

I totally agree. I have a large dog who likes to bark. I don't have to worry about shit.

I don't know about you but I have a big dog and a medium dog and I constantly have to worry about shit. It's always all over the yard.

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[ChadKelly]

Invest in some cardboard cut outs. It worked on home alone.

 

[Burque]

before taking a shit, be sure to pull down both your pants and underpants, also once you finish pinching one off be sure to wipe using toilet paper.

#urblocklifelessons

#FrontToBack

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[Warrior Spirit]

And anyone who doesn’t lock their doors is fucking stupid...

Be sure to leave a spare key under the doormat so you, or your loved ones, are not locked out if you lose your key.

#urblocklifelessons

 

[Burque]

I would definitely buy a pump action shotgun.

You don't have to get a 12 guage. Depends on your shooting situation, what is behind walls etc.

They make really really good 410 shotgun home defense rounds.

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[HeHateMe]

I would definitely buy a pump action shotgun.

You don't have to get a 12 guage. Depends on your shooting situation, what is behind walls etc.

They make really really good 410 shotgun home defense rounds.

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Get that Taurus Judge

 

[Burque]

Get that Taurus Judge

Yes, because it's super duper easy to handle as a novice gun owner!

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[Hawkeye OG]

I don't know about you but I have a big dog and a medium dog and I constantly have to worry about shit. It's always all over the yard.

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I don't even pick it up, just walk and mow right over it.

#Urblocklifelessons

 

[Burque]

I don't even pick it up, just walk and mow right over it.

#Urblocklifelessons

I don't mow the dirt area where my dogs go to do their business that seems silly to me.

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[Omeletpants]

Twice my wife hired a poop picker-upper. Who does that for a living?

 

[Urblock]

Twice my wife hired a poop picker-upper. Who does that for a living?

Gpp.

 

[BearDen]

Twice my wife hired a poop picker-upper. Who does that for a living?

Taco.

 

[gpphat]

Gpp.

when picking up your pets excrement do not pick it up with your bare hands...use latex gloves or roll the poop bag over your hand

#urblocklifelessons

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Twice my wife hired a poop picker-upper. Who does that for a living?

@crm 114

 

[BearDen]

@crm 114

He's not yet old enough to have a job.