Gonna beef up the home security

[gpphat]

when doing your weekly house cleaning, do not drink the left over bleach.

#urblocklifelessons

 

[Omeletpants]

Taco.

Taco is a god and would never touch poop. In fact, he is so perfect he never has to poop

 

[Burque]

when doing your weekly house cleaning, do not drink the left over bleach.

#urblocklifelessons

Where does he stand on mixing bleach and ammonia?

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[gpphat]

Where does he stand on mixing bleach and ammonia?

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He feels that it should be avoided or done in a well ventilated area while wearing a mask and safety goggles.

#urblocklifelessons

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Guys, leave Urblock alone. He's had a rough day.

 

[gpphat]

Guys, leave Urblock alone. He's had a rough day.

When you have had a rough day, drink a 5th of Jose.

#urblocklifelessons

 

[ruprecht]

I totally agree. I have a large dog who likes to bark. I don't have to worry about shit.

Two large boxers here, plus some home defense..... And locked doors!

 

[HeHateMe]

Two large boxers here, plus some home defense..... And locked doors!

make sure you take the extra 5 minutes to deadbolt your doors brah

 

[ruprecht]

make sure you take the extra 5 minutes to deadbolt your doors brah

Shit, almost forgot that life hack!

 

[nvanprooyen]

Why you guys always picking on Urblock?

Also, this is hilarious.

 

[Slim Cognito]

make sure you take the extra 5 minutes to deadbolt your doors brah

It's a little known secret in the home security industry. Just a little something I picked up during my 40 years in the business.

 

[number51]

Two large boxers here, plus some home defense..... And locked doors!

The Klitschko brothers?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Isn't Urblock like 350?

 

[gpphat]

FYI, I used my deadbolt for the first time last night....literally zero break in attempts

 

[Slim Cognito]

One of my favorite home security tips is to just display Toshiba televisions in your windows. Once potential thieves see how poor you are, they won't even bother!

 

[HeHateMe]

FYI, I used my deadbolt for the first time last night....literally zero break in attempts

How many hours did it take to turn the bolt?

 

[gpphat]

When working on your El Camino, do not have it running in a closed garage.

#urblocklifelessons

 

[Crystallas]

My home security bible is to follow all the deterrents installed by Kevin McCalister. If you can't afford the Lionel trainset with a life sized Michael Jordan standee, just go to the dump and find a Jay Cutler one.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

How many hours did it take to turn the bolt?

When I moved into my house 2.5 years ago, it took me 3 hours to bolt our front door. I've never unbolted it. If someone comes to the door, I usually just open the garage door and go outside to talk to them or open up the window and ask what they want from there.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

You people are going to stop making fun of Urblock.