Got a new housemate and...

[KittiesKorner]

if it gets really bad, you can always piss in his shampoo bottle. Not saying I ever did that...

 

[botfly10]

lol, if I was to snap, it would be more likely that I just yell at him, just wtf is the matter with you? You don't even know about recycling?

 

[KittiesKorner]

worst roommate I ever had was when I sublet a room in college. It was the size of a closet but the apartment itself was huge. He charged me half the rent though (guess I shouldn't complain since I paid it and it was close to my campus). He would bake cakes and write letters in calligraphy to his "girlfriend in France" all the time. When he was out of town one time, one of my friends snooped in his room and found some lumberjack tranny porn. He also spent a while as a substitute teacher so this same friend (who really hated him) left messages on our answering machine impersonating one of his students and saying he was going to kill him

 

[botfly10]

lol

 

[botfly10]

The toilet carpet was just like another level.

Anyway, just venting.

 

[KittiesKorner]

we have bathroom mats, but we wash them

 

[Les Grossman]

A lot of people have floor mats in the bathroom. I don't see that as weird at all. In fact, I think it's a little weird that you think it's weird...

 

[KittiesKorner]

what do you use for your feet when you get out of the shower?

oh, wait, never mind. Phish fans don't shower ( )

 

[SilenceS]

Well, first mistake was you rented out your place to a 25 year old male and not a banging 25 year old female that thanks people in that "special way".

 

[HeHateMe]

He eats McDonalds every single day.

And I just found an empty milk carton in the trash. Wasnt even compressed.

Anyway, I am just venting. He can do whatever he wants, its only for a little bit. Just some of the shit floors me.

My freshman year roommate did exactly those things. Memories...

 

[KittiesKorner]

mine listened to seal, sting, and the cars over and over, on my boombox. I tried to be understanding but put an end to it after 3 months. I also slept with his girlfriend.

#memories2gether

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

My freshman year roommate did exactly those things. Memories...

My freshman roommate was a meth head who liked to bang fat townies while I was trying to sleep. He flunked out pretty quick thankfully.

 

[JosMin]

Look dude, until he starts masturbating with the door open, leaves his beastality/tranny gang bang porn all over the living room and listens to Sarah McLachlan while wearing nothing but a leather apron and stilettos, you're fine.

 

[KittiesKorner]

can we make this a topic on the next radio show? and can you change the intro song to "Building a Mystery"?

 

[malcore]

Look dude, until he starts masturbating with the door open, leaves his beastality/tranny gang bang porn all over the living room and listens to Sarah McLachlan while wearing nothing but a leather apron and stilettos, you're fine.

Eeeewwww. Sarah McLachlan.

 

[malcore]

can we make this a topic on the next radio show? and can you change the intro song to "Building a Mystery"?

fisch and townies. I'll call in.

 

[KittiesKorner]

when her ASPCA commercials come on TV, I cry. I actually do.

I love animals. But she has bingo wings.

 

[malcore]

when her ASPCA commercials come on TV, I cry. I actually do.

I love animals. But she has bingo wings.

I have to change the channel myself actually. Not because of bingo wings though.

I think I'll name my next dog that.

 

[KittiesKorner]

you'll name it bingo wings or Sarah Machlachlan? those animal cruelty commercials, though, christ on a stick. I get depressed. Of course I do nothing about it except be nice to our pets.

 

[malcore]

bingo wings

I guess it would have to be a basset hound though. Hmmm.

And yeah, those commercials do go straight for the heart.