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the basset hound would need to have a big mole that is cute when it's young but gets ugly and hairy as it ages
Got a new housemate and...
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Should work out well then.
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Sorry bot for the meander. My only roommate story involves a chick farting while running naked for the last bowl of Sugar Crisp.
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I meant the ones that go around the base of the toiled and on the lid. Just gross to me is all.
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I'm sorry, too. Did she make it?
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Actually, I would be fine with all of that. I would prefer it.
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shag carpet toilet seat covers are very weird. I am not thinking of aesthetics when I take a shit, and I don't particularly enjoy shag carpet anyway. And poo particles get stored in those tendrils. I think I am going to wash our bathroom mats before I go to sleep.
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Just sayin. I clean the toilet. And I know piss gets down around the base. Its a fucking mystery how it gets there but thats all I can think about when I stand on the little piece of carpet.
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Also, is anyone ever suspicious that chicks cause more splatter than guys do?
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All I know is I get blamed for the splatter. I Clorox wipe our porcelain throne at least once a week for that very reason
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Eeewww. Sarah McLachlan.
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I'd take her over Alanis Morrissette, Celine Dion, or Sarah Polley. Then again, Carrie-Ann Moss or the girl from 'How I Met Your Mother' are nice
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Me too. Its the only chemical cleaner I have in the house.
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If you catch him in your laundry sniffing your boxers then you have a problem, otherwise sounds like the general clueless 25 year old.
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Young people suck. My roomie is in his thirties and is a dream. No loud music, no stupid tv shows, no ***gy candles. Plus we have separate bathrooms so that helps. I'll never live w someone in a place that doesn't allow each of us to have our own bathrooms.
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do I hear wedding bells?
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