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[BearFanJohn]

Already been through University of Chicago grinder. Not interested in downgrading to the school you attended

Not buying it....not even for $1.50.

 

[Urblock]

Pace yourself Ommie.

 

[HeHateMe]

Pace yourself Ommie.

Stfu pussy.

Drop an anvil on your pinky toe.


Wishing you and your wife the merriest of xmases.

 

[RacerX]

And Warren Buffet goes to Dairy Queen, fucking idiot

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Again off you are off topic but too stupid and unaware.

What kind of perverse joy do you get from being blasted by everyone for shit-posting all day every day?

Fucking weirdo. And a cat-food eating pauper.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Q: How do you know someone graduated from the University of Chicago?

Spoiler: Answer

They lie about it on a niche sports message board to people half their age.

 

[WestCoastBearsFan]

Q: How do you know someone graduated from the University of Chicago?

Spoiler: Answer

They lie about it on a niche sports message board to people half their age.

FWIW, I thought the correct answer was constant misspellings and grammatical errors.

 

[Nail Polish]

So, once a week I go out by myself for breakfast at a local resturaunt. Food is fabulous and really cheap: Bacon, eggs, hashbrowns and biscuit with tax is $6.06. I always tip $1.50 which is almost 25%, which I think is a fair tip. Now, this restaurant is like the UN of breakfast venues: most brown, black and eastern Europeans....no Muslims. I'm often the only white person there so I'm comfortable being with my people and they all love me.

But the waitresses give me the evil eye over the amount of the tip because everyone else is leaving $3-$8 tip. A part of me is feeling guilty with the other part feeling defiant to the notion that it isnt enough. My wife says to leave $2. Of course I could leave more but that isnt the point. Moderator dicklickers and loony Leftist please do not respond. I want advise from real people.

If that's your place and you love the food and the people, don't be a cheap ******... Leave a 10 spot to cover the bill and the tip...And give her an extra 5 for a Christmas tip

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Holy shit. Mark it down folks. @BearsBud made a decent post.

 

[Ares]

If that's your place and you love the food and the people, don't be a cheap ******... Leave a 10 spot to cover the bill and the tip...And give her an extra 5 for a Christmas tip

He's going to call you a socialist libtard now

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

 

[Omeletpants]

 

[Dogstar]

It all depends where you are at I guess. Nice restaurant, 20% is great. Bill tops 100, they get a great tip.
At a diner, where prices are cheap and turnover is the game, you gotta at least drop the 5 for rent if you are clogging up their seating area.

Tipping based on the price of the bill has always bothered me. It takes just as much effort to drop a $14 burger on the table as it does a $32 slab of prime rib.

But whatever, unless service sucks it's 20% or 5 bucks minimum. Buffets, a few bucks per person for the poor bussers that have to pick up after my napkin addicted slob of a family.