How many here are bald?

[Xuder O'Clam]

For bald spots, a Patrick Rafter style pony tail pulled back over the spot is divine.

For protruding foreheads, grow thicker eyebrows.

Problems solved.

 

[Bears_804]

One of my friends kept it really short for years, but has since gone full head shave with a razor. He likes it better and generally the upkeep isn't too bad.

My current boss does a comb over with hair product in it.... looks like he just won't let it go. If I ever go bald, I'm shaving it short. I already wear a 1/2 with full hair.

 

[nvanprooyen]

Pretty bald. Keep it cut very close but don’t shave it completely. Never, ever comb over. Ever.

Same. I also have a giant beard to complete the look. Lol.

 

[SERE Bear]

I had “high and tight” or flat top hair cuts since I got out of high school and even then it was short for wrestling.

For the first time in my life I have hair touching my shoulders. Not a mullet, dispite my wifes best efforts to cut my bangs that touch my chin. I comb it all back anyway for work.

I stopped cutting my hair in March. I figure if Im gonna live on a sailboat then I should have hair like Captain Ron or Jack Sparrow. The truth is it’ll probably get cut the first week we actually live on the boat.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Another option is as you get older and your ear hair starts sprouting, you can do a comb around, instead of a comb over.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Woah, how did you find out you had it...an exam or were you having symptoms?

I went to my Dr once for a thyroid condition and they sent in a Physician Assistant, next thing you know my pants are at my ankles and she's feeling up my scrotum for a testicular exam. That was the only time a Dr ever checked me for that, all clear.

Back on topic I have a very thick head of hair, lot of buddies that were bald in their late teens early 20s, no combovers, those look ridiculous.

One of them got noticeably bigger over a short period of time. I distinctly remember sitting through a movie thinking this ain't right. Saw the doctor and pretty fast diagnosis after that.

 

[ruprecht]

Another option is as you get older and your ear hair starts sprouting, you can do a comb around, instead of a comb over.

Yes, guys please keep ear and nose hair under control

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Yes, guys please keep ear and nose hair under control

And backofneckbeards

 

[Houston]

What little receding I've had so far is completely covered up when I grow my hair out into a mini-afro like I have now.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

What little receding I've had so far is completely covered up when I grow my hair out into a mini-afro like I have now.

#BlackTrump

 

[KittiesKorner]

Yes, guys please keep ear and nose hair under control

I have a nose hair trimmer from the sharper’s image. Do they make one for ears in case I need one when i’m older?

Ftr I have an amazing pompadour and am naturally manscaped (except for my nose)

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

I have a nose hair trimmer from the sharper’s image. Do they make one for ears in case I need one when i’m older?

Ftr I have an amazing pompadour and am naturally manscaped (except for my nose)

This is true. I saw tard in a reflection in a photo of an Otto Dix/Edward Hopper collaboration.

 

[KittiesKorner]

This is true. I saw tard in a reflection in a photo of an Otto Dix/Edward Hopper collaboration.

That some sunbiz level shit!

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

Although Sunbiz would be perfectly suitable and comfortable in a Dix painting, I doubt he knows who that is.

 

[Tjodalv]

What kind of pussy shaves their head when they could grow an excellent skullet?

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

^ That guy should consider a manbun

 

[KittiesKorner]

I am waiting for tonsures to become hip in Logan Square, or I guess, now, Pilsen. They were popular in Santa Fe but only because everyone was into trepanation so it was more of an by-product

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

lol

-I won't post your online portrait again here.

 

[Tjodalv]

lol

-I won't post your online portrait again here.

That hearkens me back to the time Dez attempted to Facebook stalk me and ended up posting pictures of a retired[?] metal drummer.

 

[Xuder O'Clam]

That hearkens me back to the time Dez attempted to Facebook stalk me and ended up posting pictures of a retired[?] metal drummer.

Yes, fisch once thought I ran a funeral home in Wisconsin.

https://www.malcorefuneralhome.com/