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When did you stop beating your wife?
How many here are bald?
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When did you stop beating your wife?
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I get the same from my wife. I love her hair, but she thinks hers is too thin. That had an interesting side effect.
My hair is still pretty thick for pushing 40 (I've broken brushes before), even though I started getting a few grey hairs at 25. But, because of that she lives her hair vicariously through mine so I'm not allowed to go short.
The shortest I'm allowed is shoulder length (I'm also not allowed to go clean shaven--which I'm happy about, but that's another topic). I don't mind because I can always pull off an impromptu windmill whenever Slayer's "Raining Blood" or other appropriate song happens. But I decided to give back and basically grow it out for about 2-3 years until it hits my lower back, I then cut of 12-15 inches of it and donate it to Wigs for Kids. I still have enough Non-grey hair that they accept it without question, and enough length that my wife doesn't complain, and can still headbang without looking like a bowling ball on a spring.
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Pfft. Your beta genes can't even produce enough testosterone to go bald. There's a reason Vin Diesel's the leader over Paul Walker. Also, don't be a beta, shave that shit off and grow a beard. The half/half thing is true beta shit and you look like a creep. Shave it off and become the alpha you were meant to be.
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I spontaneously bought one of those as seen on t.v nose hair trimmers at the checkout line of some store. It also had ear and eyebrow trim capabilities.
10 clams. Works like a champ. Have not and will not test the eyebrow function.
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I just bought a pitbull skull shaver on recommendation from my brother in law. Probably wouldn't have done it without the recommendation, but so far the thing works awesome.
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Are you shooting blanks now? Not going to ask how it came up sitting through a movie........
Glad all is well.
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I am not bald, and my father at the age of 72 has not gone gray.
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Baldness skips a generation. Enjoy.
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Update: still not bald
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Still got one good one. Just had to bang my wife twice as often for kid #2. As for the movie comment I just meant sitting there for two hours was uncomfortable when I had never had a problem before.
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Beta as ****. Vin Diesel was being hunted down by The Rock and then battled Jason Statham in a death duel. Paul Walker died.
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I just want to get laid without having to triple my body mass in muscle first..
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Your link leads to nothing but that's okay
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Update: Still bald. Still looks good on me.
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Try it again Novak , just trying to help you out.