How Old Are You?

Xuder O'Clam

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Wait, what happens to balls when you get old?

Like breasts, they are susceptible to gravity. But don't worry, even though gravity is involved, fumbling them is still optional.
 

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Like breasts, they are susceptible to gravity. But don't worry, even though gravity is involved, fumbling them is still optional.

I dated an older man like way older. He wasn't rich or anything we just got along.. Anyway he was very healthy and his balls were no different than any of the younger guys i dated. I think its all about health tbh.
I worked at Victoria's Secret for 7 years... Some younger women have very ugly boobs because they don't take care of themselves and some older women have very firm ones for their age but they are always very fit. You can tell the exercise and stuff.
Take care of your balls young man!
 

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-Cagos7032 said:
They get real long and droopy and if you have a tiny dick you piss on them. Not cool. Ask HBK, he's long in the sack lol

Do you long sackers find that you face discrimination? As a short sacked guy I wouldn't know.
 

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Do you long sackers find that you face discrimination? As a short sacked guy I wouldn't know.

I'm in the same boat as you man, HBK is the one suffering from low sackage.

#slicksackbro's
 

MaryChristine

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can someone find a gif of long balls that would be discriminated against? never seen em.. but i seriously don't want to look.
 

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And whyd my name change in the post you quoted? -Cagos7032???

**** is that? CCS get hacked by Syria?
 

MaryChristine

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Slicksackbros and we don't care
Slicksackbros our balls have no hair
Bounce em off your face
C'mon over and get em a taste

OMG. You are KING!

images
 

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There once was a young gent whose testes
He showed to only his besties
They were slicker than shit
And drooped just a bit
Just south of his poop chuted Nestles
 

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