How Old Are You?

[-Cago34-]

Bahahhaahhahahahahaa I wanna put that in my sig!

Rup is the limerick king!

 

[MaryChristine]

There once was a young gent whose testes
He showed to only his besties
They were slicker than shit
And drooped just a bit
Just south of his poop chuted Nestles

not even close

 

[MaryChristine]

Maybe we should Facetime.

u will face time your balls?

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

u will face time your balls?

Only if you facetime yours.

 

[MaryChristine]

Only if you facetime yours.

loser. i knew you'd puss out.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

lol....

 

[ruprecht]

not even close

Thats the form of a limerick, sugar bush.

 

[MaryChristine]

Thats the form of a limerick, sugar bush.

You think I don't know what a fuckin limerick looks like?!
I'm saying its not as good as cagos

 

[MaryChristine]

lol....

whats funny? you think making a joke tht I have balls covers up the fact that ur a pussy? well it doesn't

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

whats funny? you think making a joke tht I have balls covers up the fact that ur a pussy? well it doesn't

Because I don't want to share personal information with someone I don't know, whose majority of time spent on here has been as a twat - I'm a pussy?

That's what I find funny.

 

[MaryChristine]

Because I don't want to share personal information with someone I don't know, whose majority of time spent on here has been as a twat - I'm a pussy?

That's what I find funny.

who have i been a twat to? Im not a twat

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

Meh...

 

[ruprecht]

You think I don't know what a fuckin limerick looks like?!
I'm saying its not as good as cagos

:dontcare:

 

[MaryChristine]

Meh...

You would be a freak if you face timed ur balls any way.

 

[MaryChristine]

:dontcare:

that makes 2 of us!

 

[MaryChristine]

im only a twat to those who are twats to me.
You'll al get what you deserve!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Raskolnikov]

Cat fight!!!

 

[botfly10]

I dated an older man like way older. He wasn't rich or anything we just got along.. Anyway he was very healthy and his balls were no different than any of the younger guys i dated. I think its all about health tbh.
I worked at Victoria's Secret for 7 years... Some younger women have very ugly boobs because they don't take care of themselves and some older women have very firm ones for their age but they are always very fit. You can tell the exercise and stuff.
Take care of your balls young man!

How the **** do you take care of your breasts in such a way that they never sag? Other than not having kids? Sounds like some bullshit.

 

[botfly10]

They get real long and droopy and if you have a tiny dick you piss on them. Not cool. Ask HBK, he's long in the sack lol

I always kind of wondered if that was a myth.

 

[slashslash50]

Omg this thread is better than Hollywood Squares