How would you like your steaks cooked?

[Rory Sparrow]

Who knew that being asked "How would you like your steak cooked?" could lead to the utter downfall of your internet existence?

Unrelated, but I found this to be interesting:

We rag on men for being superficial, but The Bachelorette argues we should rethink that. The last four seasons of The Bachelorette have been won by the guy who got the first-impression rose on the opening night of the show—Kaitlyn’s Shawn, JoJo’s Jordan, Rachel’s Bryan, and Becca’s Garrett—while no season of The Bachelor has ever been won by the woman who received the first-impression rose. It’s actually women who immediately jump on the hottest guy in the room.

 

[Novak]

We rag on men for being superficial, but The Bachelorette argues we should rethink that. The last four seasons of The Bachelorette have been won by the guy who got the first-impression rose on the opening night of the show—Kaitlyn’s Shawn, JoJo’s Jordan, Rachel’s Bryan, and Becca’s Garrett—while no season of The Bachelor has ever been won by the woman who received the first-impression rose. It’s actually women who immediately jump on the hottest guy in the room.

Thank God I was born gorgeous.

 

[brett05]

You constant dodging is further confirmation that you were (lying) and just trying to garner attention for ordering a steak "blue". I seriously doubt you even do that too, just another attempt to get attention

you are my life

 

[Fatman LOU]

Thank God I was born gorgeous.

Back in my yute, when i would go out i would hit on the best looking woman out there that was with a group of friends.
I learned this from a hott chic who never understood why she wasn't hit on . Guys wont hit on the hottest woman.
But if you were built and looked like me you didnt have to worry about . " too much rejection " lol

 

[HeHateMe]

you are my life

I doubt that too. I don't see you spamming the dislike button for @gpphat as much as me buddy. stop lying.


also, you do realize I have nearly 19K likes, don't you? your dislike campaign needs to be stronger.

 

[Fatman LOU]

I doubt that too. I don't see you spamming the dislike button for @gpphat as much as me buddy. stop lying.


also, you do realize I have nearly 19K likes, don't you? your dislike campaign needs to be stronger.

You're so popular.

 

[Novak]

Back in my yute, when i would go out i would hit on the best looking woman out there that was with a group of friends.
I learned this from a hott chic who never understood why she wasn't hit on . Guys wont hit on the hottest woman.
But if you were built and looked like me you didnt have to worry about . " too much rejection " lol

Aren't you a fatty tho? I kinda assumed, since it's in your name.

 

[Fatman LOU]

Aren't you a fatty tho? I kinda assumed, since it's in your name.

It's the internet , i was King George last week

 

[Novak]

It's the internet , i was King George last week

I noticed you didn't say "No, I'm not a fatty"

 

[Fatman LOU]

I noticed you didn't say "No, I'm not a fatty"

I probably can lose a few pounds. I'm not young anymore the weight comes on easier and gets harder to lose.

 

[Fatman LOU]

Thank God I was born gorgeous.

I assume you're a female, right? I mean what man would say they are gorgeous.

 

[Novak]

I assume you're a female, right? I mean what man would say they are gorgeous.

I'm a male, but i have gorgeous flowing blond hair. I don't want anyone or you to be jealous though.

 

[Fatman LOU]

I'm a male, but i have gorgeous flowing blond hair. I don't want anyone or you to be jealous though.

That's ok i like my woman with black or brown hair.

 

[Novak]

That's ok i like my woman with black or brown hair.

Same here, but i don't think they like their men to be rotund. Idk, dad-bod is kind of a thing I guess.

 

[Fatman LOU]

Same here, but i don't think they like their men to be rotund. Idk, dad-bod is kind of a thing I guess.

That's what i hear, the dad -bod is in . I feel so much better now knowing dieting is a waste of time .

 

[Burque]

Yes and I have never once cut a piece of my steak and forced anyone to look at it

I have seen someone put a napkin over the head of a whole fish we were eating in Mexico one time, but that was because the Eyeball freaked her out for some reason. Didn't stop her from chowing down on the fish though.

 

[Burque]

Sorry but I'm not seeing the "troll" here. I agree with @gpphat that it's super weird to ask people at your table if you can order something for yourself to eat. I mean, are you grabbing steaks with a group of vegans????

If you ever do find yourself grabbing dinner with a group of vegans make sure to order your steak rare and bloody!

They have to live in your world after all, not the other way around.

 

[HeHateMe]

That's what i hear, the dad -bod is in . I feel so much better now knowing dieting is a waste of time .

dadbod is not "in" I'm a dad and when i started getting a belly layer and asked wife she said it's okay but her friends told me to get the abs back.

 

[HeHateMe]

can we get the topic back on track for when @brett05 returns from running away from being wrong about steak?

 

[Fatman LOU]

dadbod is not "in" I'm a dad and when i started getting a belly layer and asked wife she said it's okay but her friends told me to get the abs back.

So you have a six pack of abs?