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his penis fell off from the grinding, so he...
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grabbed another king missile brand detachable penis and
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Started beating kindergarten age kids with it.
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This, in turn, reminded him of that story about the guy in China who
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ate penises all the time, his obsession was so unhealthy that he begun to hide penises in his butthole in order to keep his secret hidden, his name was...
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He was a great general until samuari....
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(ok, so I just really read the thread, and I gotta say, christ we are obsessed with dong. Are we all ***?)
They cried out loudly "Waffles and Santorum"
They cried out loudly "Waffles and Santorum"
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My kingdom for Waffles and Santorum!!!!!
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