IHN Fairytale Story

[Ton]

This, my friends, was the beginning of a disease called...

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

JhackhoDeyFranceskho

 

[KMChechASS69r]

Which is characterized by uncontrolable bleeding from the rectum, and a never ending flow of green snot from the nose.

 

[jaxhawksfan]

No worries though, they make Depends for that, and you can put

 

[jakobeast]

peaches in sweet syrup in them.

 

[winos5]

to mask the terrible odor and sooth the carbuncles under

 

[TSD]

his foreskin.

 

[winos5]

So our hero slathered

 

[jaxhawksfan]

mustard on his dog (because we all know ketchup is out of the question) and then proceeded to

 

[jakobeast]

anally violate Betty White

 

[KMChechASS69r]

who said "if you can't bring it any better than that, send the donky back in shrinky dink, cuz yer just tickling it, hit it like a champ *****!"

 

[supraman]

(you are all some demented mother *******)

 

[winos5]

(you are all some demented mother *******)

The police screamed as they broke through the door, swinging their

 

[jakobeast]

Midgets.

 

[jaxhawksfan]

Now I know some of you want to stick up for the rights of midgets (because you think they are being exploited), but ask them before you go passing laws against midget swinging. The midgets I have spoken to say it is a good means of income and they can only make money in a couple other ways, both being

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

No kneel fluffer and

 

[jaxhawksfan]

(As an aside....my last post was a true story. Back in college when midget tossing was popular, a group of do-gooders thought they would fight against the exploitation of midgets and convinced the city council to ban it. The actual midgets who took part in the weekly events were pissed because they made good money doing that as a job)

 

[jakobeast]

(As an aside....my last post was a true story. Back in college when midget tossing was popular, a group of do-gooders thought they would fight against the exploitation of midgets and convinced the city council to ban it. The actual midgets who took part in the weekly events were pissed because they made good money doing that as a job)

(Same with the circus sideshow "freaks". They made good money traveling and performing like that. Many owned the sideshow to begin with. Then everyone got all "oh this is wrong" and they became unemployed.)



And destroy your anthill.

 

[Ymono37]

The ants were, of course, despondent over the loss of their fabled home and

 

[jakobeast]

decided to move into Ymono's urethra.