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fermentation hidden just behind the nuts (or balls as some of you call them.)
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that are chocolate and salty, but
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The pygmy was the bastard love child of Nancy Grace and
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He simply wasn't flexible enough to get his own mouth anywhere near his dick or ass.
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Nancy Grace was all to happy to oblige PeeWee of his requested rimjobbery. With the pig face she had been born with, it was omly fitting that she attempt to hide it thru inches and layer upon layer of spackle. She had lomged for a handsome pirnce, but alas...
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Pee Wee still could not find the basement of the Alamo. So he....