I'm Shitfaced So I Feel This Deserves Its Own Thread

[KittiesKorner]

I talk Bears with the security guard from my building at work. She loves her Bears and no, she doesn't carry a gun. As I walked out tonight, we shot the Bears shit and we both just blurted out "I want to beat the Packers next time" because we both know we're screwed once we get in the playoffs. It was sad, but a telling moment, nonetheless. We're not quite back to 2004, and rebuilding would squander a lot of current talent, but we just aren't gonna make it (again) this season. And we both realized we're back to where we were when Lovie was hired and just beating Green Bay was a priority, so we shot ourselves with each other's fake guns.

I'd also like to go on record as I was saying Tice was a bad idea before this season, so I want my cookie. So much for him taking over and simplifying the Martz offense. Not that 2012's offensive shit-cake makes Martz better. We went down a road we should never have gone in 2010, and it's on Angelo.

Ask yourself how long it took to see Cutler do naked bootlegs (cue jokes) since he was in Denver? Well, that wasn't Tice's idea. (Or Martz's, obviously)


...Bates...I don't give a **** what he did with Seahawks under Carroll...

 

[nickofypres]

Another quality Bears' thread.

 

[Bearshomer]

 

[X]

Another quality Bears' thread.

no one forced you to view it/post in it.

 

[Staleydabear1938]

I'm shitfaced too. I'm just happy Silvy answered my tweet: @StaleyDaBear34

I'm so wanting the Bears to go far that I'll keep my hopes up, blinders on, and just watch the games as they come, listen to Waddle and Silvy as the week goes by and hope I can find a pub in Morzine, France and Dublin, Ireland that shows the games for the last three weeks of the regular season as I'm away for holidays.

 

[KittiesKorner]

Another quality Bears' thread.

Thanks for checking in and passing judgment. Hope it didn't take too long. I hope you get a lot of self-validation out of it. Tell your friends IRL how you pwned on CCS.

Did you choose your handle because you want to get shot in a basement in front of your children?

That said, I agree. Move this to the I've Been Drinking (because I have) Thread in the Bar.

 

[Wild_x_Card]

All this thread needs now are some good ol bath salts and we'll be down town.

 

[dondraper]

did you **** her?

 

[xtx]

did you **** her?

 

[Bearshomer]

[video=youtube;QZuOKUrwoys]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QZuOKUrwoys[/video]

 

[KittiesKorner]

how was jacking off to re-runs tonight?

 

[Wild_x_Card]

Lets be real here. Jacking off to anything is always a good time. Unless it involves kiddy porn

 

[Jailbreak]

It's the time of year for Maurice Lennel, so have a pinwheel ole. I'll give you a nice hoppy beer too.

 

[zack54attack]

So you were drunk at work?

 

[Jester]

Is she hot? Did you hit it Ole69'r?

 

[Woods]

Is she hot? Did you hit it Ole69'r?

At a bare minimum I would bet at least a Cleveland steamer took place.

 

[Jester]

At a bare minimum I would bet at least a Cleveland steamer took place.

Or maybe a bulgarian gas mask?

 

[Run the ball]

You can't rape the willing ....

 

[Woods]

Or maybe a bulgarian gas mask?

Followed up with an Alabama hotpocket!

 

[botfly10]

Whoa, this thread got weird.

Anyway, Ole did shit on Tice from day 1. I can vouch.

Personally, I still have hope. I think Tice can continue to improve and be good enough. Maybe. On the positive side, shit, maybe Webb, Edwin, and Louis are gonna pan out... thats something...