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care to name at least 10 possession receivers then? hmmm?
I'm Shitfaced So I Feel This Deserves Its Own Thread
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How ya feeling today Ole? I cant take a hangover worth a damn anymore. Feel like a bag of slapped asses each and every time.
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Same here, it actual gets worse in the afternoon.
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I just turned OLD recently (35) and I was having the same problems but I discovered quitting smoking paid dividends and then on top of that:
LACTO-FERMENTED VEGETABLES (consumed raw for probiotic awesomeness)
I don't give a **** about a hangover anymore - I drink some Beet Kvass (wiki that shit) or if I'm between ferments I'll drink like 6-8 oz of Sauerkraut juice (from homemade of course)
I take the best shits ever now and this dietary supplement was only really a time investment.
Seriously, learn about this stuff especially if you already enjoy anything pickled. It might even change your LIFE, apparently the "gut" benefits help treat AUTISM. And we all know there's alot of THAT going around these days...
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My body can't handle excessive alcohol anymore...thats why I rather stick to the green. I wake up like a spring chicken and have no issues the next day
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2012 STATS: 250 yards receiving and 1 TD.
2011 STATS: 381 yards receiving and 1 TD.
2010 STATS: 561 yards recieving and 3 TD.
DEAR GOD HOW WILL WE EVER REPLACE SUCH A PROLIFIC WIDE RECEIVER????? HE'S UNREPLACEABLE!!!!!!
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No, just the WR's who average 300 yards and 1 TD per season.
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I'm not sure, but you seem to be one of the only people worried about it, did Earl shit in your weetabix or something?
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Do y'all mind?! This thread is about jacking off, not football.
Now, one time...I was using this chicks throat to jerk off, and she didn't gag or anything...so I got down on one knee, licked her twat and asked her to Marry me.
True story.
Now, one time...I was using this chicks throat to jerk off, and she didn't gag or anything...so I got down on one knee, licked her twat and asked her to Marry me.
True story.
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Are you Dwight Schrute?
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Couldn't agree anymore! I've also done really stupid shit when drunk. I might get stupid when I puff, but I don't get in trouble
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I always like a good rodeo **** .... Take her from behind(in the ass if she lets you), grab her by the hips and tell her fat she is .... Hold on tight!!! YEEE HAW!!!!
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YEEEE HAWWWWW!!!!!!!! 
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Seriously though, jerking off to football tweens and fake killing yourself with your security guard's fake 9mm aside,
Why can the Gremans drink all that beer and not have rampant liver disease? And Ukrainians with all of that Vodka????
Sauerkraut (not pasteurized or heated) and rotten beet juice.
That is all. Do with it what you want, just trying to help. My gut was all fucked up and energy was all over the place. Now I'm pretty much peaking when I'm not sleeping. Go ahead and hate...
Why can the Gremans drink all that beer and not have rampant liver disease? And Ukrainians with all of that Vodka????
Sauerkraut (not pasteurized or heated) and rotten beet juice.
That is all. Do with it what you want, just trying to help. My gut was all fucked up and energy was all over the place. Now I'm pretty much peaking when I'm not sleeping. Go ahead and hate...
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The David Blaine?
Get your old lady from behind, sneak in a buddy and run around to the window and knock on it to get your chicks attention
you can also parlay this into the rodeo if one has mastered both skills
Get your old lady from behind, sneak in a buddy and run around to the window and knock on it to get your chicks attention
you can also parlay this into the rodeo if one has mastered both skills
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HA! ^^ I'll be borrowing this one if you don't mind!
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Go to the deli and get a baloney unsliced, or whatever meat you like that doesn't have seeds in it, unless you like that sort of thing.
Drill out a hole big as you please, fill it with mayo, or ketchup if you like that sort of thing, and pop it in the microwave to 98.6...when your done you can have a sandwich.
Also, a cheese pizza and two warm water balloons. If you like pizza after.
(I think that's the nastiest joke I know)