Job hunting

[jakobeast]

Driving. Nothing really.

 

[bookjones]

Hey, if anyone knows bewbahs, it's me.

So? You also know being hairy---what use it that to Medela. GTFOOH.

 

[jakobeast]

So? You also know being hairy---what use it that to Medela. GTFOOH.

I could invent a tit sucker that could work around hair! Perfect! Thank Boxjunk.



Of course, when I build it and have to test it, I will recuit you Boxjones, as I may as well test it out on the hairiest milk wagons out there.

 

[bri]

Taxi Driver, Bus Driver, Limo Driver, Gigolo. I bet you could find a lot of old ladies that would pay you for your company.

 

[jakobeast]

Taxi Driver, Bus Driver, Limo Driver, Gigolo. I bet you could find a lot of old ladies that would pay you for your company.

I would be an awesome gigolo, but i don't like doing things.



I would be your personal gigolo for free. You would just have to feed me.

 

[bri]

I got puddin' cups and cool whip and bananas, and watermelon, and cantaloupe and strawberries.

 

[sth]

I got puddin' cups and cool whip and bananas, and watermelon, and cantaloupe and strawberries.

The kind you can lick off stuff?

 

[bri]

The kind you can lick off stuff?

Why you looking to lick pudding off of something?

 

[sth]

Why you looking to lick pudding off of something?

maybe two things

 

[jakobeast]

This just turned into a great thread.

 

[bri]

maybe two things

I've thought about doing what Tommy did to Sheila but I don't want to be all sticky and gooey/ It might draw ants.

 

[sth]

I've thought about doing what Tommy did to Sheila but I don't want to be all sticky and gooey/ It might draw ants.

Yeah I would have to be sure to lick up every bit. Can't have ants.

 

[bri]

Ice Cream Truck or Sno Cone Truck. You would be a hero driving around selling your little frozen confections.



Or maybe you could be a jouster or jester at the Ren faire.



Bouncer at a bawdy establishment.

 

[jakobeast]

I would have to bounce myself out.

 

[BigPete]

Why you looking to lick pudding off of something?

You two seriously need a room. No, seriously, get on a train and meet each other half way in Fargo and get your groove on.

 

[jakobeast]

You two seriously need a room. No, seriously, get on a train and meet each other half way in Fargo and get your groove on.

and take pictures and post them here.

 

[Lampshade_gurl]

and take pictures and post them here.

Ewwwwww!!!!!!