Man Sends Wife Sex Excel Spreadsheet

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Husband submits a spread sheet to his wife with all the reasons she refused to have sex. :slap:

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/lifestyle/20140718_PopSugar_WTF__Husband_Sends_Wife_Excel_Spreadsheet_of_Her_Sex_Excuses.html

 

[brett05]

He's only asking once??? For shame

 

[ShiftyDevil]

His wife spends a lot of time being sweaty and gross....

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

His wife spends a lot of time being sweaty and gross....

The first one kills me... If your wife is turning you down to watch a Friends re-run it's time for a divorce.

That or the guy has absolutely no game whatsoever.

 

[Dogstar]

The first one kills me... If your wife is turning you down to watch a Friends re-run it's time for a divorce.

That or the guy has absolutely no game whatsoever.

Or maybe he could try to understand that marriage doesn't mean you get sex whenever you want it...

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Or maybe he could try to understand that marriage doesn't mean you get sex whenever you want it...

It does in my house....

 

[ruprecht]

He can probably add sending her this spreadsheet to the spreadsheet.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Exhibit A why its useless to get married.

 

[Nick80]

What a sad, sad overview of life in a picture. I shake my head.

 

[Crystallas]

Let her earn and beg for sex.

 

[ijustposthere]

Let her earn and beg for sex.

The Al Bundy way.

 

[Desperado34]

Example 10000000 why des will never get married.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

Example 10000000 why des will never get married.

It's all about finding the right one. My wife makes my life better in almost every way. But as someone who deals with the general public on a day to day basis I've seen just how fucked up bad marriages can be.

 

[bearmick]

I'm sure being presented with this will be a huge turn on to her.

 

[BaBaBlacksheep]

I'm sure being presented with this will be a huge turn on to her.

Right? Might as well have sent the divorce papers with the spreadsheet.

 

[xer0h0ur]

LOL, please. Deprive her of sex and she is just going to cheat. Practically no one is loyal anymore and as far as I can tell in most states cheating on one's spouse has no effect on the split of assets during divorce. That is unless they spent money on the third party at which point that would be deducted from the cheating party's split.

 

[Dogstar]

It does in my house....

Grats!





(Don't ever have kids)

 

[ijustposthere]

I'm sure being presented with this will be a huge turn on to her.

She was presented with it through e-mail, then immediately posted it on the interwebz for everyone to see.

 

[ijustposthere]

LOL, please. Deprive her of sex and she is just going to cheat. Practically no one is loyal anymore and as far as I can tell in most states cheating on one's spouse has no effect on the split of assets during divorce. That is unless they spent money on the third party at which point that would be deducted from the cheating party's split.

Quite frankly, it's against human nature to be loyal to one person.

 

[brett05]

Quite frankly, it's against human nature to be loyal to one person.

No it's not. It's something real men and women do