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She was presented with it through e-mail, then immediately posted it on the interwebz for everyone to see.

Which only shows how little she cares about barely giving him any sex.
 

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No it's not. It's something real men and women do

Human nature is actually spreading the seed as much as possible, survival of the fittest and whatnot.
 

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Is there a chance that the husband is so fat that his wife doesn't want to touch him? Some men get so big and still think they're entitled to sex. It's hilarious.
 

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Is there a chance that the husband is so fat that his wife doesn't want to touch him? Some men get so big and still think they're entitled to sex. It's hilarious.

if yer payin da bills and feedin da ***** she best be on yer weenie even if she has too hold the fat outta the way to get to it
 

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when my wife says na I just say ok so its gonna be the rough way again huh
 

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She was presented with it through e-mail, then immediately posted it on the interwebz for everyone to see.

Yeah, she's done. She doesn't have desire for him and if she did that, she doesn't respect him either (not that this is something that deserves respect).
 

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if yer payin da bills and feedin da ***** she best be on yer weenie even if she has too hold the fat outta the way to get to it

Nobody has the right to a woman's body. Not the State and not her husband.
 

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Nobody has the right to a woman's body. Not the State and not her husband.

Actually in a lot of Arab countries, the husband has every right to his woman's body whether she likes it or not. Even pre-1960, husbands were entitled to their wives. It's only in the past 50 years that feminists and the left have pushed their views on the rest of society until we all just said **** it and gave in to their liberal agenda.
 

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Nobody has the right to a woman's body. Not the State and not her husband.

that's where yer wrong homie its part of the agreement between man and wife to take care of each others needs
 

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that's where yer wrong homie its part of the agreement between man and wife to take care of each others needs

No, I'm not wrong. If the wife says no and the man forces it on her, that's rape.
 

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Actually in a lot of Arab countries, the husband has every right to his woman's body whether she likes it or not. Even pre-1960, husbands were entitled to their wives. It's only in the past 50 years that feminists and the left have pushed their views on the rest of society until we all just said **** it and gave in to their liberal agenda.

Go and live in an Arab country then. Views like yours don't belong in the civlized world.
 

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im not saying everytime yer ole lady says na rape da ***** im saying you and her if u expect loyalty and support from each other should also be takin care of each others needs. there have been several times throughout my marriage I wasn't really in the mood atm but its your duty as her husband to please her and take care of her needs and vice versus and if hes going a month or two without for whatever fuckin reason she is not holding up her end of the bargain.
 

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Go and live in an Arab country then. Views like yours don't belong in the civlized world.

that's anti freedom bro every ideology and nitwit is aloud to think how they like bro this is murika mang
 

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that's anti freedom bro every ideology and nitwit is aloud to think how they like bro this is murika mang

I never said otherwise. But if he wants to own women as property, he's going to have to go to some backwards shithole, because that's not how we do things in the civilized world.
 

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Husband submits a spread sheet to his wife with all the reasons she refused to have sex. :slap:

http://www.philly.com/philly/blogs/lifestyle/20140718_PopSugar_WTF__Husband_Sends_Wife_Excel_Spreadsheet_of_Her_Sex_Excuses.html

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Looks like she's willing to give in once every 2 weeks or so to his ugly pathetic ass.
 

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