Man Sends Wife Sex Excel Spreadsheet

[brett05]

A hug would probably be a good start.

I don't see it helping but ill try...oh wifey....

Hey that put a smile on my face

 

[ijustposthere]

No one has ever said that afaik

Brett?

 

[brett05]

Brett?

I thought that was you...i had green beans today and kicked a stone the other day...sorry for abusing your family

 

[ijustposthere]

I thought that was you...i had green beans today and kicked a stone the other day...sorry for abusing your family

I'm sure that would make more sense if I was a righteous, real man.

 

[Monk]

I'm sure that would make more sense if I was a righteous, real man.

If you weren't so boneheaded it would be a start.

 

[ijustposthere]

If you weren't so boneheaded it would be a start.

I'm sure you meant if I blindly accepted man made religion and creationism, it would be a start.

 

[Monk]

I'm sure you meant if I blindly accepted man made religion and creationism, it would be a start.

No I meant think for yourself. Don't blindly accept what mainstream science tells you.

 

[Ares]

No I meant think for yourself. Don't blindly accept what mainstream science tells you.

Can I accept what fringe science tells me.... I am thinking about just blindly believing everything this guy says from now on:

 

[Monk]

Can I accept what fringe science tells me.... I am thinking about just blindly believing everything this guy says from now on:

That guy speaks troof

 

[Monk]

I like when he had this little carved out bird looking thing that was "perfectly aerodynamic". He was like no way could these people know how to carve a perfectly aerodynamic sculpture. Like we discovered aerodynamics before anyone else could have. Our society is so drunk on arrogance and racism that we would rather credit these accomplishments to aliens than admit we are not the smartest civilization to ever live.

 

[Ares]

I like when he had this little carved out bird looking thing that was "perfectly aerodynamic". He was like no way could these people know how to carve a perfectly aerodynamic sculpture. Like we discovered aerodynamics before anyone else could have. Our society is so drunk on arrogance and racism that we would rather credit these accomplishments to aliens than admit we are not the smartest civilization to ever live.

The dude cracks me up though.... he is so in to these Ancient Alien theories.

Some of it is genuinely interesting to me.... but then he comes on and just..... well he is to Ancient Aliens theories as Joe Buck is to the Packers.... just like non-stop verbal masturbation except on Ancient Aliens it makes me lmao

 

[Monk]

The dude cracks me up though.... he is so in to these Ancient Alien theories.

Some of it is genuinely interesting to me.... but then he comes on and just..... well he is to Ancient Aliens theories as Joe Buck is to the Packers.... just like non-stop verbal masturbation except on Ancient Aliens it makes me lmao

I've watched it several times. It interests me as well.

 

[Ares]

I've watched it several times. It interests me as well.

Do you ever get caught up listening to the people that seem to have some genuine points.... and then he comes on and you bust out laughing?

I always feel like "AH.... ****.... he got me again"

 

[Monk]

Do you ever get caught up listening to the people that seem to have some genuine points.... and then he comes on and you bust out laughing?

I always feel like "AH.... ****.... he got me again"

yup. He's the crazy color commentator.

 

[wklink]

All I can think of is the July 17th reason.

'Because you gave me this fucking spreadsheet'.